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"Oh! So this is cousin Ivan. I've wondered what he looked like."

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"Delighted to meet you, m'lady. If you're a sample of the Dendarii they've been improving since last I saw any."

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"But the last time you saw any," purrs Elli darkly, "I was there."

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"I - have a good memory for faces, and..."

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"The face is new," she sings coldly. "You commented on the one I had before... you know, you were the only person to mention in my hearing how bad the plastiskin looked. I think you compared it to an onion?"

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"The plasma-burn lady. Ah."
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"Quite." She smirks.

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Miles, now that Ivan appears to be done embarrassing himself, turns to Captain Galeni to await orders.

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"Since you know each other, and since as long as you're on the Emperor's payroll he might as well get some sort of use from you, I've assigned Lieutenant Vorpatril here to orient you to the Embassy and your duties here," says Galeni. "I trust clarification on your situation, which I have now sent for, will arrive with all due speed. Your mercenary bodyguard may return to her outfit, with a secure commlink in case you are just as indispensable as you think you are; if you do have to leave the compound I will assign you one of my men." Galeni's aide comes in with the commlink, gives it to Elli, and shows her out.

"What do I tell the Dendarii?" Elli asks Miles over her shoulder.
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"Tell them their funds are in transit," Miles says helplessly. It's the best he can offer and it's not very good.

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She sketches a salute, and the door closes behind her.

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"Vorpatril," sighs Galeni, "please prioritize getting your cousin out of his mercenary costume and into a correct uniform, first thing."

Ivan nods.
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"The Dendarii uniform is as real as your own, sir," says Miles, once again called upon to haul back on his temper with both metaphorical hands. This is not going to be a fun ten days.

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"I wouldn't know," says Galeni. "My father could only afford toy soldiers for me when I was a boy. You two are dismissed."

Ivan appears to wish to be very dismissed very fast before Miles does something Milesy.
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Miles stalks out in his cousin's wake, growling under his breath.

"Toy fucking soldiers," he mutters.
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"You're in a mood," says Ivan.

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He emits a wordless hiss.

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"Look, Galeni's all right, if a bit regulation, and what does he know to tell apart your Dendarii from any of the questionably legal little mercenary companies that float around the galaxy?"

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Miles grudgingly subsides.

"Fine. Out of what dark hole will you pull a proper Barrayaran kit in my size...?"
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"Oh, Stores has the laser-map deal, same as your overpriced sartorial pirate back home. It'll even do civvies, if your tastes are conservative, which I'm assuming hasn't changed since last time I saw you in anything not a uniform?"

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"Ha," says Miles, semi-humorously. "It's not like I'm going to be developing a glitzy social life around here; I have every expectation of being stuck in a box and buried under a tree. Metaphorically speaking. I'll take the boringest civvies they'll give me, just to have something to lounge around in that isn't a uniform."

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"Well, maybe don't overdo the boring, guess who's on the planet?"

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"Stores," Miles says firmly, unwilling to be distracted. "Stores is on the planet."

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"Yes. Yes it is. Let's get you to Stores, coz, Stores will be so happy to see you."

And Ivan ushers him to Stores.
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Where the computer mutters to itself about Miles's peculiar measurements and then outputs him a full set of proper Barrayaran military uniforms, plus miscellaneous civilian wear in various registers of formality from 'casual' to 'fancy dinner party'. Miles, caring little for the selection, just gets the default in everything.

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