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"Okay, but seriously, is a cult gonna grab me, I'm not actually there for that."

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<You are not in any more danger of getting grabbed by a cult than you were last week. Also, if you were thinking of joining The Sharing, don't. Evil cult.>

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"The vaguely Scoutingish people who have all those barbecues?"

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<'Fraid so.>

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"Man, it's never the Sharing in movies, it's always the Freemasons."

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<Well, the Freemasons have been around for longer,> he points out. <And as far as I know they're not an evil cult. Making movies about how an actual secret evil cult is secretly an evil cult is probably not a good move.>

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"Ooh, good point. Probably that way lies kidnappings and blackmail and stuff. Um, how serious are you about them being a cult?"

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<Really, really serious,> he says, really really seriously.

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"Why, what do they do?"

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<Some really bad shit. You're probably safer not knowing the details for now.>

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"If I meet a talking raven and the talking raven tells me more stuff I will be totally tempted to use my magic sword in the service of Team Raven," she warns.

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<Yeah, I wouldn't blame you,> he says, cooing softly.

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"Hey, how do you coo and talk at the same time?"

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<I'm not talking in, like, out-loud words, is how.>

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"Can't you?"

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<Make human sounds with a pigeon beak? Nope.>

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"Do you sometimes be a human?"

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<Sometimes, yeah.>

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"Like it's a hobby."

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<Well, y'know, I am in hiding. Humans are way harder to hide. They're bigger, they eat more, they can't fly...>

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"Oh man, flying, what's flying like, is it like in dreams?"

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<Nah. It's way cooler,> he says. <Harder, but cooler.>

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"Eee," she squirms. "At some point do you offer to turn me into a pigeon pooka if I give you my soul or something?"

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<I am absolutely never gonna offer you anything in exchange for your soul.>

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"That's good, 'cause that'd be a hard one, flying or my soul."

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