"And I can't imagine you had tremendous fun either or you wouldn't be toying with her now. Unless there are things I do not know and do not care to know about her proclivities."
"But not long-lasting affectionate feelings. You are getting back at Fandral for leaving her socks in your living room, perhaps."
"Humiliating me in the practice ring is not affectionate behaviour!"
"Is it not?"
"No!"
"My mistake," he shrugs.
"Of that I have no doubt," says Fandral.
"And what do you doubt about me?"
"I'd doubt you were really a boy did I not know for certain!"
Sigyn giggles. "I think I will take that as a compliment, thank you."
"Am I going to get my lessons or is this sniping match going to continue for a decade?"
"How adaptable are your tricks to wielders of non-swords? My Lævateinn can be a sword but I am less practiced with it that way."
"Oh, perfectly. The sword is not my only weapon. I do admit I've never tried to teach them before, however. An unaccountable scarcity of students."
"I can't imagine why, unless you demonstrate your appreciation for their learning by telling bards rude stories about them or perhaps poisoning their mead; it has been established that you have trouble identifying affectionate behavior." She turns Lævateinn into her usual glaive. "Will this do or should I start with something else?"
"If I already knew exactly what you were doing I'd be halfway to knowing it myself. You are good at dodging and feinting in particular, obviously."
"Is that also how you manage pretending to be a woman?" inquires Fandral.
"Naturally."
"Perhaps you could break this advice into smaller pieces," suggests Loki.
"Obviously at some point in the process I must cease to believe that I am going to aim where I'm feinting. When? Where should I expect a failure to believe my lies to leave a tell - am I making mistakes in my facial expressions, my posture, my grip, the exact length of my weapon at the moment, my speed? When I do change directions, what can I do to make this more abrupt and difficult to compensate for - how do you choose a feinting target to match your real aim, and how do you change directions from one to the other?"
"How do you manage that?" wonders Fandral. "Don't you think about where you're really aiming at all? And if you don't, how do you remember you're feinting?"
"Well - have you ever felt like there's two of you? One doing the things you're doing, and another one watching the first one do them?"
"...no," says Fandral. "Not at all."
"Then I guess I can't just say I leave remembering up to the second Sigyn, can I."
"I was beaten by a mad boy," Fandral mutters.
"I didn't imagine demonstrations to be in short supply, but it doesn't seem likely to be very efficient."