"I was just on my way to meet the Warriors Three in the practice halls. Perhaps it would please you to join us!"
"I would like that. Have you been practicing anything in particular of late? The last thing I remember was Volstagg lagging behind the rest of you in rolling with a fall."
"She's much better now. This year we mainly spar with one another, and with whoever may dare to challenge us. Of whom there have been regrettably few in recent weeks. Have you learned anything on Midgard you could demonstrate? Or was it all hunting and singing and giving birth to horses?"
"I have learned one or two things, although I admit that giving birth to horses is very time consuming."
"Midgardians have a much different style, being weaker than we are and having less time to practice. What I have seen may be good for one or two surprises but will probably not suit for long-term repertoire."
Loki usually loses to all of the Three. Especially Hogun; least so to Fandral, but even Fandral usually beats her. (Thor leaves them all behind, of course.) Right now Loki is fighting Volstagg. Loki wins one fight of four with her; but there is no reason it shouldn't be this one.
It's this one. Loki levers herself into the air with a cunning extension of Lævateinn and lands behind her opponent to land a decisive strike to her back.
"Whence came you, stranger?" exclaims Thor.
She seems to be a warrior, nearly as tall as Thor, wearing armour of a simple design with a helmet that covers her face. Not especially prosperous, it looks like, but with a good sword by her side.
"Did you not see me?" she wonders. "I've been here an hour."
"An hour?" asks Loki. "I would believe maybe half that, if you turned invisible."
"Not invisible, just quiet. I came to see how a Princess of Asgard fights," she says. "Very well, it seems."
"Thank you. And who is it who is so keen to supervise us?"
"No?" says Fandral. "There are no tales of the invisible warrior sung in the mead-halls?"
"There would need to be an invisible warrior for that," says the stranger. "I am not she."
"If you came all this way to see a Princess of Asgard fight, perhaps you should fight one," says Fandral, grinning at Thor and Loki.
"Perhaps I'm not ready to face such a worthy opponent," says the stranger. "One of their companions, maybe."
"Oh? Who would you challenge, then?"
"The talkative one," the stranger suggests.
Fandral laughs. "Very well then, I accept."
"I seldom beat her," remarks Loki, taking a seat and reducing Lævateinn to a convenient size. "You may have made a strategic error."
"That we shall!" says Fandral.
They draw their swords.
Fandral is quick - but somehow her blows never quite land where she meant them to. Fandral is nimble - but somehow she dodges into a strike as often as out of one. The stranger exhibits no polished techniques, no overtly successful stratagems beyond a gift for feinting convincingly, but somehow things just seem to turn out in her favour, again and again. She is either an unnervingly lucky swordswoman of middling skill, or a master of the art toying with Fandral for inscrutable reasons.
That is very interesting. She should teach a class on Not Being In The Same Place As Pointy Things.
In response, the stranger drops her pretense of mediocrity. Her sword moves with blurring speed and exquisite precision. Fandral holds her own for ten increasingly dramatic seconds, and then the stranger disarms her neatly and stands back.
"I'm really no one famous, you know."
"The way you wield a sword, you should be!"
"Well, that's your opinion," the stranger demurs, but she sounds pleased.
"At least let me see your face so I know what to tell the bards."
"Bards like a mystery."
"Come on! I could almost swear I've heard your voice before..."
"You won't be any happier for knowing," the stranger warns.
"Nonsense!"
"I'll fight you if you tell us your name," Thor offers in an effort to solve this dispute. "You're good enough to be worth a match, without question."