Yvette is dropped in Beacon Hills
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"2009, anno Domini. Are you from a cheesy science-fiction show instead of a schlocky horror thriller?"

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"Nope, ten minutes into the future adventure movie. As in, 2016." She returns the phone to Scott. "In retrospect I shouldn't have thrown my cellphone. Shoe, maybe."

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"Where are you from? Will there be a younger Yvette somewhere?"

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"Lancaster, Pennsylvania. And, I don't know, maybe. But she would be about ten." Pause. "Where are we?"

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"Beacon Hills, California. Try not to die! That's the town slogan."

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Snort.

"How incredibly cheering, I am incredibly cheered."

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"Scott, where am I steering this thing?"

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"Who would take Jackson's body off us no questions asked, and would be willing to let us put mountain ash around his house?"

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"No, we are not telling Danny."

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"Yes, Danny. Now that that's settled, I need to call my mom and ask if Yvette can stay with us until we can book a hotel and find her parents."

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"Thanks. Before we actually book anything anywhere strange I should look them up to see if they, uh, exist. You have Google in 2009, right?"

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"What kind of awful time wouldn't have Google?"

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"Most of human history. Okay, we're here. I'm going to talk to Danny. Be right back."

He gets out of the car.

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"You might have gained werewolves through a dark ritual that sacrificed Google to the fluff god. I don't know, I just got here."

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"I don't know about fluff gods. I've been checking periodically for Minerva and Freyr and Sarasvati. We probably have mermaids and gnomes too. Big world."

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"Is there a line of mythology the - big world tends to follow so far? Or is it just. All of them?"

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"So far we've seen werewolves and not much else, but there's definitely more out there. Lately there's a weird reptile monster. Probably Jackson. I think we should kill him before he turns again. And the werewolves don't fit any specific myths we have. A little French, a little Germanic."

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"... Wait, back up. 'Should kill him'? Is he very dangerous, and are you very sure it's Jackson?"

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"Well, I'm not Derek. We did make sure it wasn't Lydia, and we're working on making sure it's Jackson."

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"I just can't believe Scott is trying this hard to protect him."

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She can. Friendly neighborhood werewolf: definitely the Designated Hero of this story.

"Why?" she wonders.

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"He blackmailed Derek into biting him and now he's ungrateful because thanks to his personality flaws he's turning into something else. And now he's a serial killer. With scales."

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"Does he intend to be a serial killer, or is it. 'Oh no my dark side is too strong and now I murder people'?"

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"Unclear. Ask again later." 

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"Unbelievable! He's flirting with him!"

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