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"Maybe real rabbits like them better. Or it must be pretty terrible to be a rabbit."

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"Maybe. I don't know which. I'm a talking rabbit, I don't think most rabbits talk, so I don't know about other rabbits."

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"I wonder if you can talk to other animals now, like how dragons can talk to cats without being witches."

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"I tried to talk to one of the dogs that's around and it just barked and it sounded like barking. I haven't tried any cats though."

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"Maybe you can't, then." Pet pet. "You're really fluffy."

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"I know! But I can't pet myself, it's kind of frustrating."

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Milo considers this quandary.

"When you're a person again and my hip is better I can go touch the rabbit carpet and then you can pet me," he offers.
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"Oooh," says Jann, this appealing both to his sense of fairness and his sense of fluff. "...Wait, but you're not allowed in the treasure rooms anymore."

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"I never said I wouldn't go in them," Milo points out, this being the crucial distinction as far as Milo is concerned. "It wouldn't be that hard to sneak in, I bet. And if I did it right when there was gonna be a new moon, I could just go outside when you were done petting me and nobody might even know."

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"Oh, I guess that makes sense. But you're stuck in bed, now," Jann says. "And now is a new moon."

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"Yeah. I'd have to wait a month. That's how long there is between the same kind of moon happening."

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"Oh. What happens to all these moons?" wonders Jann.

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"I think it might be the same moon just being different shapes at different times," says Milo.

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"Then how is it a new moon, if it's just shapeshifting repetitively?"

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"I dunno, that's just what it's called. Maybe it's like how the start of a year is a new year?"

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"Are we living the same year over and over?" asks Jann, whiskers twitching. "That doesn't make sense, we couldn't get any older."

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"I mean maybe it's called that because the moon shapes are sort of like the moon is having little seasons in little moon-years."

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"Oh." Pause. "Wait, why do seasons exist in the first place? If the moon can have them so fast why are ours slower?"

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"I dunno. I think years are a good length, though," says Milo. "If they were shorter and the seasons went around really fast it might be harder to grow things."

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"Well, I don't think I'd mind after two more rabbit food meals just having to eat not-grown things like cheese which is made from milk and bread which is baked annnnnd bacon which is fried."

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"...I think bread is made from grown things..." says Milo dubiously.

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"It's mostly flour. Flour is milled," says Jann. "You can put seeds in it but you shouldn't because then your bread will have seeds."

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"What's it milled from though," says Milo, "wheat I think, wheat is grown."

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"Oh."

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"Yeah. So bread is made from grown things. And I like bread."

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