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Jann is minding his own business. He is playing by himself in the courtyard with a wooden sword: this definitely constitutes minding his own business. Nothing that follows is his fault.

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It is! Knight-stuff is fun! Glynn is better at it than Jann is, but oh well.

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Glynn is better at it than just about everybody. But he's happy to give Jann tips.

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And thus will Jann improve.

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Perhaps by the end of the break he will no longer be so aggressively average!

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Jann is pretty thoroughly average, but he can float on the better side of average for awhile. Pity Milo can't join them.

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He only occasionally gets grumpy about it.

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"I wish you could learn knighting. Maybe you should learn something else. You could learn magic."

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"You're suggesting I learn magic?"

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"Yeah, that's a point, you'd probably turn me into a rabbit again or something."

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"...You turned him into a rabbit?"

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"By accident! When I was five!"

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"Neither of which made me any less: a rabbit. I had to eat salad ingredients exclusively."

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"For all of a day. Almost ten years ago."

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"How did you end up a rabbit, exactly...?"

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"There's a magic carpet in the treasure room that he wanted me to get off a shelf because he didn't like how it was looming precariously over something else, and when you touch the wrong side of it, rabbit."

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"...How do you stop being a rabbit?"

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"...you... go out under the new moon. Milo tried it later, actually, for a few hours."

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"When is the next new moon?"

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"...Are you just going to go be a rabbit?"

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"Do I look like an astronomer to you? Less than a month off, that I do know."

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"I want to know what it's like!"

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"It's... like being a rabbit. Eyes on both sides of your head, nose-twitches that won't quit, hoppability. Lettuce. Heck, we're probably old enough now that you could ask permission, if you don't want to be caught rummaging in the treasure rooms."

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"I wasn't planning to just go rummage in your treasure room without permission."

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"I mean, permission from Uncle Ainar or Aunt Celyta, as opposed to, say, Milo, who has been known to claim that he as good as owns the place."

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