"I bet Sarion would've told you if she knew you'd be so interested."
Lexi giggles. "Why do so many people want to sleep with alts of my sister, it's kind of weird!"
"It's a lot of people, though. It's not weird that alts of my sister would have, you know, boyfriends or girlfriends or husbands or wives, just that so many people want to pick them up at parties is strange."
"Well... I don't think I would be so interested if I hadn't already," he makes an extremely vague and abstract gesture, "with Sarion. I might be interested in the other Jokers too, if there weren't so many of them."
Lexi giggles helplessly. "There are so many of them, how would you even pick one."
"Maybe! That'd be one way to do it. I don't want a Joker personally. I flirted with a Tony at one party, though, have you met any of those?"
"They're fun! The one I flirted with danced with me and then we played video games. Glass is married to one, and Shell Bell has one and I think they have a thing but she's mostly with her Sherlock - Sherlocks go with Tonies, mostly - and Juliet has one but they're not together."
"There are a lot of them. Not as many as Bells or Jokers though. Like - sixish, I don't know exactly."
"Or me! I hope we eventually find another me. Maybe one who doesn't even have a Bella, since so many Bellas don't have Lexis and that's weird!"
"It's... yes," he says. "It's not what I expected. But I'm not sure I expected anything, really."
"Bella loves having alts to trade magic with and impress."
Someone walks up to them. "Hey do either of you know where I can find oh it's you hi."