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Bella keeps her empire humming. Her staff swells; her population booms. Earthlings solicit more and more tweaks here and there until it's nearly as safe and pleasant as Saturn in some places, although the realities of economics, prejudice, and politics mean that Saturn continues to be particularly inviting to certain classes of people. Bella receives Earth's tired, its poor, its huddled masses yearning to breathe free. There are political cartoons with spikes on her halo-crown, a torch in her hand, and her telling Uncle Sam, "Well, someone ought to do your job."

People on the Internet complain that she is technically an absolute monarch who has not, in fact, limited herself with a Constitution of any kind, only posted about what she does and does not expect to want to do on her website. Other people on the Internet point out that she seems to want and not want to do those things just as predicted and that it doesn't really affect anyone's quality of life if she happens to wear a ringcrown while she does it. Still other people point out that even if she wrote up a Constitution and swore to uphold it, this would not, in any way, shape, or form, cut her magical power in such a way that anyone could make a practical objection should she change her mind.

A lot of dead people come back to life. She does not make a particularly big dent, but it's enough to give hope, and the fact that the resurrected immortals don't suffer unusual levels of existential dread or lose their ability to appreciate classical music leave a lot of those who have never died more willing to try immortality.

Time passes. The Empire of Rings is the new normal. She still gets attention, but she's not nearly as memetic anymore. Her spotlight continues to shed spare interest on Ripper and his musical career.
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Ripper keeps making music. He does more tours. Around the time of his third solo album, he figures out the logistics of touring completely by teleport and stops needing to spend any money on airplanes or hotels. And he has money, now; his musical career is actually starting to pay for itself. Which is probably because of his imperial girlfriend, and he is okay with that.

There are things he likes and things he doesn't like about being somewhat more famous. Being able to teleport away from overeager fans is a big plus. Living on a planet that actively guards its inhabitants against unwanted media intrusion is an even bigger one. Without those, he thinks he might quit - but he has those, and he likes getting on stage in front of thousands of people who want him to be there.

So, all in all, he's okay.
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Bella is glad that he is okay. And that he can teleport away from overeager fans. It would not do if he were helpless against a mob of people who have seen him mostly naked and want to correct the "mostly" without undergoing accepted procedure.

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Yes. That would be bad.

And plenty of people have seen him mostly naked by now; his album covers are still distinctly... themed. Not to mention the fact that performing shirtless is so routine for him that he has been good-naturedly booed for wearing a jacket to an outdoor venue on a cold day.
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When Bella hears about this, she offers him a copy of her Bell-standard comfort in arbitrary weather.

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Ooh.

[I love you,] he says. [Yes please.]
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Poof. [Poof. I love you too.]

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[Now I can be shirtless more often! My fans will also love you.]

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[As well they ought.]

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He laughs.

[You up to much presently?]
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[Talking to the speechwriters. Whyever do you ask?]

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[Take a guess.]

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[Mmmm, drawing a complete blank, here.]

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[Well, I'll be at home, playing the guitar, shirtless, while you figure it out.]

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[It is times like this that I am most tempted to ignore your knocking thing.]

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[We-ell. Just this once, if you warn me first, you can skip the knocking.]

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[But if I warn you how will I sneak up on you with kisses?]

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[If you sneak up on me with kisses I might drop my guitar, and that would be tragic.]

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[It's fixable.]

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[Or you could wait until I'm not holding my guitar,] he suggests thoughtfully. [Don't you have that superspy power?]

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[That is true. I could just be imperceptible until you happened to put it down.]

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[This is a strangely appealing plan.]

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[Well, then I believe I shall not tell you when this meeting is scheduled to end.]

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Ripper laughs. [Ooh. Suspenseful.]

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[In a good way?]

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He thinks about it, then says, [Yeah. I mean, as long as the meeting isn't going to run for a day or something. Somewhere between a few minutes and a few hours?]

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