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"Mmmmmmmmmmf," Bella says around some pie, closing her eyes happily.

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Celo beams.

"You know," he says, "if feeding people isn't a nymph thing, it should be. Love and good experiences, you know?"
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"I don't think feeding people is traditionally entangled with love."

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"But that pie is clearly a good experience."

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"Yes. Yes it is."

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"See?" he says, grinning.

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"Sure. I didn't think you were about arbitrary good experiences, though."

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"I think it's all part of the same thing," he says. "Not that pie is sex - well, I mean, not usually - but that pie and sex are both nice things to do with your body, and people can give them to each other."

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"I've also never heard of nymphs giving massages."

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"That, I bet some of us do," he laughs. "But maybe mostly in a sex way. Why, did you want one?"

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"Not in a sex way," says Bella distinctly.

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"Well, yeah," he shrugs.

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"I'm not clear on the extent to which you can separate anything plausibly sexlike from sex."

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"...I dunno," he says. "If I give you a massage, and nobody gets off on it, then that's not sex. Does it need to be more separate than that?"

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"Mmm - I think motives come into it, too, but maybe that's just me."

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"Motives like what? If I give you a massage and you decide my hands are pretty great and you'd like to try them out in another context, the massage still wasn't sex, at least to start out with."

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"I was thinking more about your motives. I know what mine are."

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"Okay... what about my motives do you want to know? They're the same motives if I'm giving you pie or cookies or thinking about your smile at you. I like doing nice things for you. It'd be just about the same if it was sex, but - a little different."

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"That's remarkably undifferentiated."

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Celo shrugs expansively.

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"But, I suppose I have already taken pie," says Bella, lifting her plate with one bite left on it, "so I may as well take a neckrub offered for the same reasons, presuming you're offering." She consumes her last bite of pie.

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"I am definitely offering!" says Celo. "And I mean, if you care about consistency and really don't want to take stuff I give you for nice-things reasons, you could also stop taking the pie. But that would be sad."

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"It would be sad, I do like consistency, and I do not object to you wanting to do nice things for me."

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"Then I can give you a neckrub!" he says happily.

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"Yes," says Bella. "Indeed your arithmetic is correct."

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