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Snuggle snuggle kiss.

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Kisses! That's one of Nathan's favorite things!

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Yes indeed. The Joker knows that.

He is also aware of some of Nathan's other favourite things.

And it just so happens that their ex-munchkin is going to be out for a while.
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Kerron doesn't move out very promptly. Brandon goes back and forth about whether he wants to move, whether he wants to move to Safesun, whether he wants to move with Kerron. Lily briefly considers joining them and ultimately decides against it. Henry is invited but he's got two younger siblings (Parker and Lindsay) whose childhoods he doesn't want to miss, and a doting mother who would mope for a week if he moved out a moment before reaching the age-stalling mark anyway.

Kerron and Brandon eventually pick a place. Just two days after Kerron turns five, they move into it. Kerron hugs his parents goodbye, even though teleportation is cheap, and goes to argue with Brandon about how they should program the windowshade.
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The Joker was right. He misses Kerron, but he doesn't miss him.

In fact, he kind of maybe celebrates. By having sex with Nathan. For three days straight.
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Only three? That's not even going to come close to beating any records.

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He's not competitive! And sleeping is fun.

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Snuggling while the Joker sleeps is fun.

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It is, that's true! It's snuggly and fun!

You know what else is fun?

More sex. And teleporting to new and interesting places. And having sex in them.
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They could have sex in an awful lot of places over the course of this celebration, couldn't they?

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They could!

And they do.
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Nathan is wholly on board with this program.

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Good, because it would be so much less fun without him!

It goes on for a while.

Gradually, though, the Joker starts doing other things with his waking hours. Sewing, visiting friends, checking up on the ex-munchkin (with love but not with any regularity). He sleeps with some people who aren't Nathan. He makes himself a multitude of gorgeous dresses for both his shapes, and wears them until they are destroyed in the course of his sex life, and then sews them up as good as new or better and wears them again. He tells stories to anyone who wants stories told, and as Kerron's agemates can attest, he is an excellent storyteller.

If Nathan happens to be keeping an eye on the best time to have another kid, it's just over ten months after Kerron moves to Safesun.
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Nathan does idly check that. On a much longer timescale than that - he was thinking maybe fifty years - and -

"Babe, for some reason the best time in the next century to knock you up again is in April."
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He cracks up.

"Put it on the calendar, then," he says, and gives Nathan a kiss.
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Nathan mimes putting an X on a wall calendar, taps his temple, and kisses his mate.

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmkisses.

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April arrives. Right after March, even! What a surprise!

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The Joker finds himself

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spending more and more time in the appropriate shape.

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"This afternoon, three-fifteen and four seconds," Nathan comments one morning. "If you were wondering about more precision. Though next-best options are clustered around then, so I don't think exactitude matters much."

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"Mmm, how about we just fuck until then," the Joker suggests, "and you can tell me when to wish."

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"Can't scare me."

And lo, the plan came to fruition.

"Nowish, babe," Nathan murmurs at three-fifteen and three seconds.
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The Joker wishes herself able to have kids again. And then goes right back to what they have been doing all day.

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The egg craving should kick in a few hours later.

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