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The Joker is awfully domestic, in his way. He makes pretty clothes. Nathan's perfectly happy to be a clothes horse for his sartorially-inclined mate. Some of the clothes are distinctly feminine, and Nathan does not wear those, although the Joker could probably talk him into a kilt, even if that's not a Manx thing but only their neighbors.
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yourheartstrings
The Joker giggles.
"...Aww, man," she says, "if we have a kid there's no way we can keep having this much sex, is there."
"...Aww, man," she says, "if we have a kid there's no way we can keep having this much sex, is there."
temporal_affairs
"They do sleep," he points out. "But this much? No, not really, not unless we follow the Coven around and hand it off to babysitters many times a day."
yourheartstrings
"Mm, but kids grow up," she muses. "Pretty quick, too, if they're half-vampires. And then we can go back to fucking all the time, if we want."
yourheartstrings
She snuggles up and tips her head back a little.
"And we can fuck all we want now," she murmurs.
"And we can fuck all we want now," she murmurs.
temporal_affairs
"Might be awkward and/or dangerous after a few days, but now, this time we are currently occupying, oh yes," he purrs.
Yep.
Yep.
temporal_affairs
"Er," says Nathan. "As long as you're still pregnant and haven't decided not to have the baby, do make sure I'm not taking stuff it needs?"
yourheartstrings
Mmmmmmmm.
"I love you," she says, when he is finally done chewing on her and the wound in her neck has near-instantaneously disappeared. "I love you lots."
"I love you," she says, when he is finally done chewing on her and the wound in her neck has near-instantaneously disappeared. "I love you lots."
temporal_affairs
"I love you," he says in a half purr, half groan. "And how you taste when you do that."
temporal_affairs
Nathan's been too preoccupied to be checking his timer for things like "correct times to get dressed", so he calls, "Just a second!"
yourheartstrings
The Joker snaps her fingers, and they are both abruptly dressed—her in a proportions-adjusted version of the white dress that started all this, him in that blood-red shirt he looks so beautiful in and a pair of black pants she made him later.
temporal_affairs
"She turned herself into a woman, we didn't think through the consequences of that, a few hours later she wanted French toast and I guessed, at this point we are pretty sure, she hasn't decided yet about having it but leaning towards yes," Nathan summarizes.