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Now. How'd he do that?

She creeps across the parking lot without painting the black cross she was planning to put on the asphalt. If some vampires can go past her traps unflinching she might need a better system; she's missing some.

He's certainly going to spot her. She hasn't gotten much better at shooting since the last time they encountered one another, so she pulls out the stake/water balloon/cellphone trio. She dials Charlie's number, but doesn't hit send yet; this isn't too far from her house and he can be there soon and she's fast on her feet now.
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He glances back at her and smiles.

"Ah, Miss Swan. Putting down flypaper again, are we?"
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"I might need to switch brands of glue," she says.

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"I would be delighted to discuss your methods in a moment," he says, hefting the empty backpack hanging from one shoulder, "but first, grocery shopping."

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There's no one in there. It's closed. She peers at him and waits.

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Sherlock steps around the back. Bella is welcome to follow him.

If she does, she will find him picking the lock on the service door.
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She does follow him. There might be someone here, after all.

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The lock gives way. Sherlock enters.

This place does business with that horrible little demon bar, he happens to know, and therefore they save all their animal blood. There's plenty. He fills his backpack without any trouble.
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"Breaking, entering, theft," muses Bella. "It's a step up."

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"If you like," he says carelessly, stepping out again and shutting the door behind him. "Now, you were saying about flypaper?"

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"Doesn't seem to work on you. Are you not a fly, or just a highly unconventional fly?"

She keeps a few yards between them. She has the reaction time to get the water balloon thrown and the stake in stabbing position before he can close, if he looks like he's going to.
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"There are a few things in this world that I violently loathe," he says, displaying a smile. "Boredom chief among them. The vampire reaction to crosses is another. I categorically refuse to be controlled by a transformation I did not ask for, especially in such a ridiculous way. I can't stop them burning me, but I can stop myself caring."

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"Is that a common attitude?" Bella asks. "Not the boredom one. As far as I can tell vampires seem typically to descend in sociopathic hedonism on rising; not particularly interesting hedonism, but it seems to entertain them. The crosses one."

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"Sociopathic hedonism has lost its charm already," he says. "And I have met vampires who don't like it, but never one yet who was so dedicated to conrolling themselves. Then again, I have not met very many vampires."

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"How long did it take for your evil chewing gum to lose its flavor, then?"

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"A month?" he hazards.

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"That's not long," she remarks.

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"I am not normal," he says.

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"No kidding."

He really does seem to want to talk, that's enough for her to agree with that. Whether he also wants to turn her into evil chewing gum is a separate question. She keeps her distance.

"Thanks for testing out my porch lights for me," she says pleasantly.
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He laughs.

"A pleasure. You should've seen me when I got home that night; I looked like a wretched cooking accident. Brilliant idea."
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"I thought so. You don't seem pissed off about it," she observes.

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"Of fucking course not," he says. "It's interesting.

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"So sunlamp surprise better than boredom. Noted," says Bella. "Understandable for a human, weird in a vampire."

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"I don't see why," he says. "Surely most humans would also object if you sprang at them out of nowhere with a flamethrower."

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"Yeah, most of them. I'm just accustomed to truly stunning psychological diversity in humans and haven't observed similar in vampires - and neither have the authors I've been reading. And then you show up." She shrugs.

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