"Why, was it not happy before?"

"No, it was!" he says. "But now it's extra happy."

"It's happier?" Bella says incredulously. "Powers can be amounts of happy?"

"I wouldn't go around describing everyone's power as having levels of joy," he says. "I'm not sure I would even have described this one this way if I hadn't noticed the difference. That's just the first word that came to mind; I could also say it's, um, more settled. Like before it had a little bit of wavering around the edges, and now it's more solidly in one place."

"I don't know," he says. "Where were you trying to teleport him to?"

"I was mostly trying to teleport him away."

"From...?"

"I was fucking a guy she's scared of and she was worried he'd hurt me," Alice puts in.

"That," says Bella.

"...I feel like that is already too much information," says Lazarus, "but it also tells me nothing about why Alice's power would have cared. Unless the... um, event... was very important to you in some way," he says, managing to look at Alice with only a slight blush. "Life-changingly important."

"Yep," he says, a little defiantly.

Bella plants the heel of her hand on her forehead. "Alternates," she mutters.

"...What?"

"We were in Milliways. I met an alt of Alice. For some reason, I decided to introduce them," she says.

"And you...? Okay," says Lazarus, blushing again. "That makes a lot more sense, actually. I wonder... I wouldn't mind seeing the two of them in the same room," he says. "To see what Alice's power thinks of the other one."

Kolya snickers.

"And he's currently stranded on an asteroid in his own world," says Bella tartly, "as he was going to escape from his mental institution any day and go back to terrorizing his city to get his crush's attention, and I met someone from the same world who was more than happy to get outside assistance towards not being blown up or set on fire. Maybe we'll find another one, one of these days, a less... like that... one."

"Yeep," says Lazarus.

"Yeah. I'm not going to say it's strictly impossible for you to meet him, since he can go to Milliways from his asteroid, but it wouldn't be the best idea."

"And I am now kind of hoping I don't."

"Yeah."

"Maybe we'll find a nicer one who met a me or some reasonable facsimile early on," Bella says. "Or otherwise turned out better. Anyway. Without that particular test, is there anything else you know, Lazarus?"