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[People are going to have trouble with Spheniscidae,] Bridget predicts.

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[Aptenodytes?] suggests Bella, narrowing down the penguin variety. [Or I could make it a pigeon and we can have a Columbidae.]

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[Columbidae sounds much better, as much as I love penguins. My rule of thumb here is, is it easier or harder to spell than Wednesday? Harder is out.]

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[Columbidae it is,] she says, editing the *100 bill.

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[Great.]

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[Lazarus thinks the bills are terribly cute, but he didn't mention the penguin specifically the way he did the ostrich, so perhaps he won't miss it overmuch.]

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[Maybe the penguin can be a collectible,] she suggests. [Like a coin with a stamping error, or whatever.]

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[I changed them all in one go,] says Bella. [Oh well.]

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[Oh well,] Bridget agrees.

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That seems to be that. [Any news from NASA?] Bella asks Libby idly.

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[I think your note should maybe have specified that you're human,] says Libby.

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Bella laughs.

[Adding that now.]

The sign now has her original message, and her website, and "I am a human, by the way."
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[Well, that should stir things up a little.]

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[I wonder if I should visit them. Or the UN, maybe. There are not really instructions on the Internet for how to start a Magic Space Nation.]

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[I say let them come to you. More fun that way,] says Libby.

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[What, and sit around on Mars waiting for them to put together an expedition? Or metaphorically by sending me a polite email?]

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[I'm betting they're going to go the email route,] says Libby. [And I'm betting it won't be long.]

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[I'll keep an eye out,] Bella says. She writes a guide to the Martian calendar and puts it online, and tells Harriet where to find it.

Then Bella decides that every Cygnus she will eliminate one Earthly thing that annoys her, such as a disease or a form of natural disaster. She puts this announcement up in a pretty banner on top of each page of the site and invites suggestions.
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The first three entries in the suggestion form are from spam robots.

The fourth is a suggestion that she eliminate spam.
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It does happen to be Cygnus.

Bella debates with herself, but finally shrugs and kills spam with one defanged star. It's the sort of category magic is smart enough to figure out without elaborate specification. She adds a line to the banner announcing that on Sagittarius 7, the target of the day was spam.
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Not very long after that, Bella gets another message from her website's feedback form.

It says:
I have a few questions about your new empire, and something tells me it would be easier for you to arrange a diplomatic visit to me than the other way around. Do you have the time?

Pat Madison, President
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Bella grins at this. Just grins. She wishes a quick look at the President's computer screen as of the moment that form was submitted; it does indeed show the correct image. [The President just emailed me!] she brainphones both Libby and Alice.

Sure. Promise not to have anybody shoot at me if I teleport into your office? Because I'd find that upsetting,
Bella replies from eos@eos.eos. (She can't have her primary official email be a Mars email. What about when she colonizes other locations?)
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[Congratulations,] Libby brainphones back. [Did she say anything interesting?]

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[Wants a visit, has some questions. I've solicited a promise that the Secret Service won't gun me down if I appear.]

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[That's always a good start.]

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