" - yes, I do. I will get my Rebecca first, though."
"Daeva are really useful. Building all these apartments cost whoever's on city development a pair of concert tickets for the demon and a new laptop for the angel, that's it, so then the rent can be really low. Even people who can't teleport can get anywhere in the world in under twenty minutes, because fairies are that fast."
"This is probably - literally cheaper than having to read blog posts by - bleeding hearts - there's some of those at home, not that they'd touch us but they want us thrown some charity, but it's too expensive to shut them up -"
"- I don't have any concert tickets I don't want to run down scarce resources our parents might not be here yet by then -"
She drops it. "Oh good. Elë, teach them how to direct message me, okay?"
"Yeah. Do you want to go pick up takeout for us -"
"I'm technically still at work - the Prince calls it a day at sundown so he can go have his new girlfriend but he hasn't actually adjusted the shifts -"
"It's not respectful to -"
"I actually think we have a solemn obligation to make fun of the royal family so the refugees can observe how nothing terrible happens."
"I think they will fail to conclude they can safely make fun of the royal family."
"You can safely make fun of the royal family," Almarë says to Kenyo. "You can safely say anything, there aren't laws about what people say. Elivar's has really fast delivery."
"That's a good idea."
Almarë vanishes.