Superheroes conquered the world. Here's what happens after
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"That's gross, Crash."

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"You want to know something, you ask a question."

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Máni finds this conversation uncomfortable. He decides to trade it in. "So, who do you think we'll be fighting for the exhibition?"

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"I want it to be some guys who rely on being sneaky-sneaks so I can show them how explosions are the answer to everything!"

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"I don't know, the Smokelords are real annoying."

 

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"Maybe not in midair or on a flat open field. Or rubble."

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"Yeah!"

 

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The next day, Spaceman Bill takes the team out for pizza, Mrs Carson being free to join them of course.

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Mrs. Carson does join them, though she chats quietly with Bill rather than keeping close to her daughter.

Grenda, meanwhile, is arguing one of the oldest debates: Pineapple on pizza, good or bad?

(She thinks it's good.)

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"Oh, please. Pineapple on pizza is like finding chunks of steak in your chocolate bar."

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"They make the pizza more varied! I don't mean all pizza has to have pineapple, but it's nice to have a pizza that's different."

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"Let's see what Bill thinks!"

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"The !Qell remain neutral on such matters of cultural expression, children. Also, all pizza is gross."

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"Your food is gross to us."

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"We cannot be blamed for your species' negligence in not designing specially adapted connoisseur bodies."

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"Multiple bodies isn't a very human thing to want."

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"To each their own. Anyway, I have an announcement. Your opponents in the exhibition match shall be Star Team 3."

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"A proper fight! Yes!"

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"They're pretty tough."

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"Then they shall make for an appropriate challenge. And the point here isn't winning, it's showing the masses the best of the sport of Crossovers."

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"Standard match, though? Ooh, I wonder what the arena will be."

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"I believe it's in Gibraltar. And yes, possibly with a defensive element."

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"I hope we get to be the Villains!"

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"There's more latitude for destruction that way, but we're supposed to be in hero training."

It might not be completely obvious that Crash is trying to be a Good Girl in front of the coach.

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"Now now, it's all pretend. And Villains serve an important educational role as well."

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