Superheroes conquered the world. Here's what happens after
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"Way to get yourself assimilated, Crash!" 

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Given that the monster has one hand full of a squirming Sól, it isn't too hard for Grande to grab the Big Red Button. 

 

"NO--I-BEG--"

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"Unassimilate Crashy or I break it!"

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"IT's fOr her OWN BeneFit!"

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"...Sorry, Crashy." She explodes the Big Red Button.

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"Traitor! Fiend! Betrayer!"

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Her tirade is interrupted by a few triumphant trumpet blasts. The screen on the side of the airship they've been surreptitiously ignoring flashes the word "VICTORY!"

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"Looks like we got the boss!"

All the drones are dramatically but harmlessly exploding.

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"One hit KO chemical attacks are so stupid, how was that allowed?"

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The boss monster utters a few harsh, alien syllables, and for a moment it's like God clapped his hands. In the cyborg's place is what looks like a semi-bipedal elephant, designed by blind men. 

"I am the Boss, after all. And it just took some points off your final score."

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"I really need a proper force field, one that stays on, I keep getting hit by things. Humph."

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"But we still won, and I heard you were a huge help at the hospital!"

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"That she was," says a cloaked figure descending from the airship. His face is covered--or maybe just is--a metal mask, with metakic tusks and ruby eyes that flash when he speaks. "You all did very well today. I'm proud."

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"I feel stupid we tried sneaking around. It didn't accomplish anything and I had to be obvious to actually find the boss."

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"Yes," he says in his even, vaguely South American tone. "That kind of stealth is perhaps better suited to fights with other Crossover teams. But I commend you for how you found your chief opponent. If I must criticise something, it's that your group cohesiveness could have been better."

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"Two teams kinda works. We split up according to abilities."

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"Yes, but are your objectives serving the same goal?"

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"Yeah, we both saved people!"

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"But were you getting any closer to stopping the threat? I believe you yourself thought you wouldn't be able to beat the entire drone army one on one?"

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"So we should have ignored the hospital and let all those people die going after Bossy?"

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"Did you consider diversionary tactics?"

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"Maybe they all would have followed us if we got their attention and ran off. Maybe the hospital woulda got exploded. Humph."

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"There were two of you," he points out. "And Sol is fond of explosions."

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"I could have been blowing up buildings for justice?!"

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"Of course I'm always wrong and defending was for sure the wrong move..."

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