"It's less boring when I use them. Do you want to see what one looks like? The power I've got right now can do fireworks."
While Cozy is busy taking him for a conjurer of cheap tricks, Eidolon uses it for its other purpose. He writes his message to Promise at her tree in letters of fire and doesn't erase them.
Then they have a war.
Promise acquires 57 darted Fallen as new Kept. Anybody going to try to stop her from taking them home with her?
(The Fallen's doomsday device probably wouldn't have worked anyway. But this way Texas stays definitely on the map. The Chief Director, at least, does not regret having accepted Promise's help.)
...What is this decor. In her tree. What.
She goes back, bumps all the interviews to the next day, and consults Tinkers about a mass juice delivery system. A subtle mass juice delivery system. That they can have done fast.
Very few Tinkers work with living things. Bonesaw says she could make a mosquito deliver juice and leave a scent behind to avoid reaching the same person twice, but one surgery per mosquito would be slow even for her. But she can recommend someone.
Promise goes and asks Plague and Pestilence if they want to help her with juice-delivering mosquitoes.
Bonesaw constructs one with the tiniest surgical implements anyone ever did see. With that as a model, the Amies turn regular mosquitos into the less evil version in whatever numbers it takes.
Sterile mosquitoes. With a lifespan measured in hours. A small number of hours. Yes?
Promise puts her mosquitoes in a box, turns it and them invisible, and hopes the mystery idiot's description suffices for a gate.
It does. Lucky mystery idiot. She steps through.
He, like all the fairies around him, has no idea she's there.
She quietly revises her estimate that she could not beat him in a fight, because she was assuming that his excellent power was not operated by a MORON.
She releases the mosquitoes.
They do what mosquitos do best, which is bite people, and what these mosquitos do best, which is vassalize them. There's no indication to her or them of whether it worked.
She goes behind a rock, turns visible, sets down her box, and flies up to the court like she's just passing through on forage and thought she'd say hi. "Hello!" she calls to the nearest fairy. "Who's your master or envoy?"
"We're dealing with a change of mastery," the fairy says, "so we don't have an envoy right now, it used to be Dazzle. Uh, Cozy's in charge, I guess." He points.
The pollencloud. Of fucking course 133468 would get vassaled by a fucking pollencloud. Promise smiles and waves at the pollencloud. "Hi! Is this a bad time to ask about buying your mortal?"
"Yeah, kinda," says Cozy. "Besides, I think I want to keep him!"
"Aww," says Promise. "Really? Nothing you'd rather have?"
"He's a weird mortal, he can do mortal sorcery stuff."
None of his reaction is visible, of course. He's waiting.
"Probably not!" agrees Cozy. "He makes pretty fireworks and stuff."
133468 got captured by a stupid pollencloud. Joy. Maybe she can Nilbog it a little.
"Aww. Are you going to have him put on a show for everybody?"
"That's a good idea! Hey everybody! Come have a look at the fireworks!" exclaims Cozy. "You, do something nice and pretty."
Fine. Fireworks, shiny things, and decorative explosions. And an attempt at a "make Cozy remove all my orders" sign in front of Peak, though for some reason that isn't nice.
The food vassalization fails to take hold on five fairies. They notice everyone else freezing and bolt. Promise gets their names from Peak and makes them come back, and stop. Promise lets everyone breathe. And then, to make sure there is no one whose vassalization didn't take who is just hiding it, Promise starts selectively enforcing trivial orders against various subsets of the group. "Clap. Shrug. Jump. Stomp. Wave." She catches one such hider and gets her name from Peak too before she realizes she's been found out.
And she notices Eidolon doesn't jump when she says jump.
And her blood runs absolutely cold, because it's expected for haw juice to have a failure rate against fairies, but. When could he have slipped her something? How could he know? If he picked up the wrong Thinker power, got it accidentally, couldn't he have the fucking decency to - not again not again -
...So she takes Peak aside for a chat, asking after the composition of the court, is anybody away, how long has Cozy had it, yes you may hold hands with your consort... And she thinks of names. And names. And names. Hundreds of names. So many names.
Eidolon shares a first name with Ficus, a Kept who does topiary golems. Mid-sentence, Promise says again:
"STOP."
And she whirls on Eidolon.
"You may breathe, and be glad I'm letting you do that."
She asks Peak, "Does anyone in your court or among your neighbors have unusual hearing?"
There is a broadear, one of the court gardeners. Promise has the broadear put his fingers in his broad ears and hum.
Then she glares at Eidolon again and says, "Use no powers. Follow me."
And stalks off away from the earshot of Peak's court.