To Mark Bellison:

I appreciate that you told everyone about the Man in the Sky! I used to work at a brain preservation company, where we filled people's bodies with antifreeze and stored their brains in liquid nitrogen. We thought that this was our only hope for making dead people not stay dead, and it wasn't a very good one and it involved a lot of hard work.

But now we know we don't have to do that! The only people who would want to buy our services would be bad people and it seems a lot less important to help them. It's a real relief to know that our services aren't needed.

Thanks,
Griffith Young