Adorable prosocial magic geek. Sometimes tempted to foolhardy mental self-modification; sometimes tempted to martyrdom of variable foolhardiness; often unsettlingly good at trolley problems. She'll immanentize the eschaton with a little help from her friends.

Brooding philosopher, paranormal love interest, darkly gentle catboy. Omnicidal nihilist on his bad days, starfish thrower on his good ones. Toby's frequent best friend, sometimes anime rival, and occasional mortal enemy.

Loyal to a fault but extremely skeptical of Shenanigans. Does not want to be the protagonist. Skill Focus (Touching Grass).

Goofy, kinky, flusterable sweetiepie with a heart of gold and a well of inner determination. Likes to hug sad people. Seriously just the fucking cutest, like, she gives Kaylee a run for her money.

Snarky nerd who likes to fight. Very into exciting adventures and being the "good" in "epic battles between good and evil." Keeps expecting to have an experience so awful that it sours them on fighting altogether and it keeps not happening.

Very very vile and evil except when he isn't. World's most charmingly socially inept supergenius manipulator cult leader six years running. Killing and violence and violence and killing. Weirdly kind of really good at saving the world, except, again, when he isn't.

This kid's gonna have to figure out a new schtick before he turns fifteen.

What if Ichigo Kurosaki was a self-loathing butch lesbian?

Everything Kaylee likes about herself except, crucially, the moral compass.

Kaylee's sometimes-twin, a loyal friend and ally with a knack for seeing the third option.

Variant of the Bryce template with a sprinkling of comic-book child prodigy, an option on a nicer home life, and a tendency to become Spider-Man.

Bryce debryced, as in "there was a girl named bryce"

Based on Greg House, but not faithfully enough to have the same name.

When a kid is the Chosen One, sometimes a Giles will be there trying his best to do right by them despite their Chosenness. Depending on who Chose them and what they were Chosen for, this may be a hollow comfort to the kid.