so there was a discussion on tumblr about whether you could get a maitimo to own slaves
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"What if you grew a fingernail really long?"

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"It would have to be really long! But that might do it."

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"Gloves?"

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"Also stop the harmonizing." He pats the harp. 

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"Gloves with one finger, for that string only."

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" - There you go, that might work fine."

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"What about that thing over there, what even is that -"

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"You can play it like a flute - I know it doesn't look it - and it produces these puffs of lavender smoke when you do."

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"Ooooh."

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"What about the rest of it?"

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"That -" it's chocolate, looks like a trumpet - "is edible and will grow back if you sing it a lullaby. You can also just play it. The violin doesn't have a bow but you can play it by pretending you have a bow, sounds great once you get good with it. The clarinet only works underwater. The tambourine produces flower petals - and gravel, if you shake it -" he points at a miniature goat - "the left horn is playable, but the goat will kick you if you have poor breath control."

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"...wow. Any lullaby?"

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"Maybe they have to be very lovely lullabies and I wouldn't have noticed because everything I sing is great."

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Snort. "But it can't tell the difference between Night my Child and Counting Clouds?"

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"It approves of both and will regrow all the eaten chocolate."

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Giggle.

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"Think you'll be all right here?"

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"Like I said, I fit right in with a collection of embroidered musical instruments!"

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Hug. "Okay. Good."

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Ooh, hug. Where is he going with this hug?

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...tempted but holding off, apparently. "Feel free to play with everything, just of course be careful - I should talk with Caranth about dishware money schemes..."

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"Okay. I won't let Cathei fill your music room with tambourine gravel."

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"Oh good. It's a pain to get rid of, gets everywhere."

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Giggle.

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