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"I mean - I'm sure there's a million things that I don't know and should know that you do know, but I don't know what they are. And it sounds like they're not obvious."

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"I mean, there's all sortsa random stuff to know. I know about seven different ways to try to get feathers off things! But that means it also sorta depends what type you are?"

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"I don't have feathers that I saw."

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"Then I will spare you the lectures on duct tape and dog brushes!"

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"Whaaat? Merde, and I thought the cat fur was bad."

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"Do you guys spent a lot of time shopping for accessories marketed to pet owners?"

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"Does making my mother do it count?"

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"Technically, no..."

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"Then nope!"

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"Lucky! I've got to go to two, the good horse stuff isn't at the regular pet store."

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"What sorts of horse stuff do you even need? Surely not - tack. Hoof picks?"

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"We have a couple? But mostly grooming stuff- brushes, hair ribbons for Anne, that sorta thing. And shampoo! Soooooo much shampoo. Horse shampoo is great, we even use it as humans now too."

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May giggles. "The hair isn't unrecognizably different or anything?"

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"If it is, it has been really sneaky about it!"

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May giggles again. "I think I'm pretty scaly. Do I need to, I don't know, polish myself, I wonder."

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"Find a pet store with a reptile section and ask? 'Help, I have to babysit this pet, what do I do' or something?"

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"Ha. When I've looked through some kind of book of lizards and picked one to pretend I 'have' I may just do that."

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"Good plan!"

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And the girls go to sleep.

May wakes up in the morning with no tail, no wings, no blue scales, and - hmmm, she wonders if she can breathe fire, but she hasn't done that overnight either.
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Jenny is duly excited about May's success!

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Alli is just as impressed, but possibly more familiar with the stakes than Jenny is. That in mind, she informs M. Hayden that May is feeling under the weather and ought to take a day to rest. M. Hayden, recollecting why Alli disappeared the previous day, turns just as red as he did the first time around and agrees that this is a perfectly reasonable request.

The hotel has an old computer in their 'business center' (a generous title if ever Alli's seen one) with a functional albeit slow internet connection. If May wishes to go researching, it's a good place to start.
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May elects not to prod the old computer - she doesn't think there's likely to be a ton of information on the open internet for teenage girls Googling "so I'm a dragon" to find. Instead she spends the morning in her hotel room, alone, playing with shapeshifting very carefully. There is a teeeeny little gouge in the carpet when she's done, but she hides that with a chair and there's no other damage.

She is pretty sure she can maintain human shape by lunchtime, and rejoins her group and succeeds at exactly that for the rest of the field trip, being cagey about the disposition of her indisposition.

She remains resolutely human the entire trip to France. She takes in French things. She speaks as much French as she can manage. And then they haul all the way home.
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Alli is very impressed; her blankets did not handle her medallion-ing particularly well. (And she got cat hair on absolutely everything.) She's also quite relieved. Running around trying to hide a dragon (a dragon!) in a panic was not how she wanted to spend her entire trip. So nice of May to spare her.

And so, as she continues to be well disposed towards her new apparently-not-mythical friend, once she's back in Toronto... well, first she spends some time having 'quality family time' with her mother, and the weekend with her sister. But then, a week or so after their return, May's phone rings. Alli has an excursion in mind!
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"Hello?"

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"Hi! It's your very favorite lioness. How's the critter life treating you?"

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