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"I have read lots and lots of the Bible! I promise there is nothing condemning the use of holy water balloons." She rolls her eyes. "But poly blends are scaryyyyy, whoooooo."

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"I may or may not be wearing poly blends."

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"Shame on you! Three Hail Marys and a Glory Be!" She tilts her head side to side mock-consideringly. "Hey, go for broke, say the whole rosary while you're at it."

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"I'm not actually Catholic, remember? I'm one of those sort of vaguely Christian maybe people."

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"Then I refer you to an acceptably Vague Christian Maybe penance. Build your own!"

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"How about I continue helping my sister fight the forces of darkness?"

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"Yessss! Do it. Soon, my pretties, the forces of good will triumph!"

This does not come out very commandingly. It is somewhat ruined by giggles.
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"Well, at least we'll try really hard. Thank you for not burning me as a witch."

Soph salutes her, and departs.




Later that evening, she calls Jenny.
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"Hey Soph! What's- Patrick, I said down, buster- what's up?"

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"Hey, if you don't mind risking being out after dark to get over here - which I mostly recommend only if you have a car - I'm going to do a spell, and I thiiiiink it may cause something to glow, if you want to see."

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"Caaaan you wait a bit? My parents aren't back from work yet. I can probably borrow the car once they're home, but in the meantime- no car, no one else to watch the ducklings, and Patrick has decided he is a monkey and is trying to climb the side of the staircase."

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"Yeah, I'm still doing prep work. I just translated the part about the glowing and thought I'd let you know."

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"Yay! Okay, I'll call before I head over."

About forty five minutes later, after ducklings have been rounded up and extracted from miscellaneous climbing projects and readied for bed, Jenny makes a heads-up call to Soph. Shortly thereafter, Jenny's mom drops her off at the Swan's.

"Hiiii, I'm here!"
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The porch lights come on when the car approaches. "Hi, Jenny!" says Soph, sticking her head out the door.

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"Hi! I hear there is glowing to be had!"

Jenny is actually mostly expecting this to be sleight-of-hand, but she's excited regardless.
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"Only if I do it right. I decline to actually explicitly invite you into the house for vampire reasons."

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Jenny looks down at her neck, still displaying the cross necklace, and then back up at Soph. "Errrr..."

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"Yeah, I know, it's not because I think you might be a vampire, if you were a vampire you'd be on fire, I'm just trying to cultivate the habit."

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"You have the weirdest problems!"

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"I kind of do."

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Belatedly interpreting Soph's comment as you should come in even though I didn't say so, Jenny waves goodbye to her mother and enters the house. Behold: she is not impeded. On top of not being on fire or tearing off her necklace. She is extremely not a vampire.

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Soph shows her to the kitchen table, where she's got a bunch of rather witchy stuff laid out. There are crystals and little sachets of herbs and a spiraly seashell.

"If I do this right," she says, "the seashell will be able to turn into a knife that can cut through anything, and back, when Bella wants. It'll be less obtrusive than taking a regular knife everywhere - she'll still need wood stuff for vampires, unless I manage to make the knife long enough to cut off their heads, but not everything's vampires. And if I do it right, the shell will glow when the spell's done."
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"Noooot all the time, right? I mean, it's not carrying a knife everywhere, but glowing seashell!"

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"No, just for like a second, or I'd just get Bella to show you her glowing seashell at school or something. Are you ready?"

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"Yes ma'am witch lady ma'am!"

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