"Do we have to actually never touch the angels and fairies even off camera...?"

"No, no, they're not actually polluted. But on-camera - if they're touched it conveys something completely different."

"Yeah, just didn't know how method you were going. We going to meet anybody who is," airquotes, "actually polluted?"

"I don't think that would be a good idea, and my world doesn't have any anymore."

"Thought we were going to theirs? War movie and all."

"You'd scare them. I suppose it might come up, the other side'll have military reds, but we'll do our best to avoid it."

"Arright."

"Once they're cleaned you can meet them if you want."

"And then we won't scare 'em?"

"It might take some adjustment but once they're clean they'll have, like, legal rights and stuff, that helps a lot."

...the film crew does not look super impressed.

"Forty years ago our planet was a shitty place."

Nod.

She interviews angels and fairies who want to be movie stars.

There are some! There are even plenty with acting experience.

Isel has lots of fun.

Hell assembles analyses of this dimension's aliens. They're a whole lot more, well, alien. Also people are trying to make baby Yeerks but they're not coming out right.

"And a good thing too."

"Yeah, how horrifying."

"Perhaps the Yeerks don't mean to be horrifying and we are being super racist."

"I am okay with being super racist against impersonation mindslugs."

"I might watch my tongue if I met a nice one but yeah."

"I'm not suggesting we be rude, but - my god. What a messed up premise. Do they also have an overwhelming drive to reproduce, that'd be a bit much -"

"Nobody has turned up such a thing."

"Small favors. Should we be coming up with a plan to stop them, it doesn't seem like the sort of thing the Amentans will be all over."