"I know, but I picked people with a history of that sort of thing. For the subtlety."

"Ah. What a shame for them, then. You thought the whole thing through very well."

"Thank you."

The demon podcasts grow their audience!

Someone wants to know what the demon thinks of the planet holing demon.

"Oh, yeah, that thing, that was so fucked up. Poor Elves."

So this demon would have them think that even given the chance they would never hole a planet?

"...uh, duh? Most demons wouldn't hole a planet, because that is super fucked up. People mess up bindings sometimes, right, and yet you still have a planet..."

They figured no one had messed them up in that way before.

"...no. Most demons just wouldn't do that. Most demons wouldn't do that even in Hell where it'd only kill some animals, it's really really rare for planets that are away from the main plane to get holed over something."

Main plane?

"Oh! So, ages ago someone made a big fat plane of solid gold that runs through all the concordances - with Heaven and Fairyland and Limbo, I mean - and since then the gold got covered up with topsoil and stuff because gold is kind of useless. Most demons live there. ...maybe not most? A plurality of demons live there? Lotsa demons live there."

Wow. Tacky.

"Hell is pretty tacky. That's what happens when everyone can make arbitrary material objects."

And nobody sets them on fire and runs around cackling?

" - I mean, depends on the homeowner's association rules, some are okay with destroying things as long as you put them back. I don't live in a neighborhood where people set things on fire because it sounds annoying. I don't think the black hole demon set things on fire a lot or anything, just lived off in his own gravity well."

Why did he hole a planet?

"Uh. How would I know that?"

Because they're both demons.

"...there are billions of demons."

Yeah? So?

"...how would I know billions of people?"

They were hoping this demon could extrapolate based on the fact that he is a demon and holed a planet.

"...I don't really know anything about the whole thing. He's probably just evil."

Well, sure, he's a demon, but he did a different thing from all the other demons.