Milliways is quiet, today; not deserted, but the booths and tables are more empty than full. The fireplace is blazing, the stars are exploding, and a kobold sits at the otherwise-empty bar, chatting with her over a milkshake.
"Hm."
She tries to find the kobold to ask if they're quite sure the ship can't be teleported, if there's some way to spoof it. If it seperated into a few smaller chunks, as it's designed to do for landing, perhaps?
"Probably not; I'm pretty sure I can't teleport anything larger than a big room. I might be able to make a portal big enough, though - Green, you could have bots hold a big portal up, right?"
"Hmmm."
Green sends //Traditional *Mute a request for the relevant technical information, and runs the calculations.
"Yes, I should be able to do that."
"It'll need to be done in a couple of hours at most. The sections aren't designed to last independently of each other for long. And I need to convince the council, and double-check all the linkages, but it's an idea. Have you three thought of anything we can do to help in return?"
"You truly don't need to do anything for us, *Mute. We're always happy to help an Intelligence in trouble."
The kobold nods agreement.
"We're a bit paranoid. Wired to look our gift-horses in the mouth, so to speak. But if you insist we'll just have to thank you a few dozen more times."
"And, I have the beginnings of official attention, here. A historical society. Apparently there are faster than light ships now, which, don't ask me to explain the physics yet, but that's pretty damn cool."