"Yep. When's your break?"

"I'm married, sir." Table in back. Menu.

"Is that why you just watched?"

"Beg pardon?"

"On the third. It hardly seems worth a shower that long just to watch. When's your break?"

"I'm afraid I can't quite hear you over the kitchen sir but I'm still married. Your waiter will be with you in a minute!" She disappears.

The Elf who directs the justice department calls her manager a few minutes later to ask that she be excused from work for the next hour to help with an ongoing investigation.

Gosh, uh, okay, he can cover for her. She winds up sitting confusedly on a waiting bench.

Yellow walks over. "I arranged for it to be quieter. Can you hear me now?"

"...look. Buddy. I am so married. I am not married-but-things-on-the-side I am incredibly married."

"I am not interested. I am investigating a gang rape that happened on the third. Several people named you as a witness. I want to get everything straightened out on paper so no one has to get arrested at home in front of their kids or at work in front of everybody."

"Several peop- what? I never. I have not - no."

"That is not going to straighten everything out."

"Well what will get everything straightened out?"

"You had the day off, you - recognized it and thought you'd do some public service, or were you looking for it in particular?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Maybe you were misidentified! What did you spend that afternoon doing? Was anyone with you?"

"I was out with a friend learning our way around her neighborhood."

"What's the friend's name?"

"Kahe."

"Surname?"

"Nimiga."

"And what neighborhood will the tracking data from your pocket everythings show you two walking around in?"

"We left them, her ex is stalking her and he's good at computer stuff."

"Of course. You know, impeding a criminal investigation is a far more serious crime than dragging some garbage off to torment."