"Only sort of, um, accidentally? I don't really care or anything, but I like to read them, so I would ask for cards to read the backs and people just kind of...assumed."
"I usually throw them out," says Miranda, "unless I get rare-ish ones that I can let Renée take to work for the little kids."
"I used to, after I'd read them, but then my aunt would save them specially for me and I felt bad throwing them out, so. Collecting by accident."
"I just have the one. She's nice, but, um, in an easily distracted, kinda forgetful way? Still sweet, though."
(Seven, actually.)
Emma's card is Dumbledore. She's read his a million times before, so she skips the back, but she stares at the picture sadly for a second before tucking it away in her bag. "What about you, Miranda, what card did you get?"
"I wasn't going to open the other four yet, but I guess I can open one." She takes out a frog and unwraps it and bites its head off and collects the card. "I got Harry Potter."
"...I wonder if they've updated the back? I mean, he did kinda a lot, kinda recently."
"Let's see -" Miranda turns over the card. "The first and only known wizard to survive the Killing Curse, earning the title "The Boy Who Lived." Youngest Quidditch player in the last century after gaining the spot of Seeker in the Gryffindor Quidditch Team in his first year at Hogwarts in 1991. Also known for having found Salazar Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets and defeating the monster within, which was a basilisk, in his second year at Hogwarts. Only known Gryffindor student able to speak Parseltongue. Youngest competitor of the Triwizard Tournament and winner of said Tournament at the age of 14 in 1995. The last master of death for having gained true possession of all three Deathly Hallows. Most famous for the defeat of the most dangerous dark wizard of all time, Lord Voldemort, in 1998. So, yes, they updated it."
"Oh, he was in that war you mentioned?" Jenny asks, peering over Miranda to try and see the picture. "He sounds like a biiiig deal. But, er, translations. Like, Killing Curse I can guess, Quidditch you mentioned- Parseltongue? That tournament thing? The Deathly Hollows?"
"Oh, of course - the killing curse is exactly what it sounds like, yeah - Parseltongue is snake language, he can talk to snakes. The tournament is a competition sort of thing between Hogwarts and two other European magic schools, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang, there were dragons and a maze and an underwater rescue thing and stuff. The Deathly Hallows - I don't actually know much about those, by the time they were involved in anything we were in Australia."
"That is sorta weird! Why snakes, I wonder? Also, boo, I wanted to talk to horses. But I already got my neat born-with-it power, I guess!"
"Being a metamorphmagus is way better than being a Parselmouth. They're kinda not trusted. At all." Pause. "Except for Harry Potter, obviously."
"Being a metamorphmagus is much better," Miranda agrees. "Even if it weren't for the part where Parselmouths are kind of - oh, has anybody told you about the Houses, Jenny?"
"I know that there are Houses! That's, like, a thing for boarding schools, I think. And er, I think someone said the names, but I forget. Is there more?"
"Yeah. Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff are the four of them. In Muggle schools I think you get a random House? Or something like that? It's not like that at Hogwarts. I got Renée to tell me how it worked when it looked like I'd be going to the Owly so it wouldn't matter if it was a surprise, but it would usually be a surprise, do you want to know how the sorting works anyway?"
"I got the whole speech from my parents already, they're both Ravenclaw, but thanks."
"Renée was Ravenclaw too - they just told you? Renée seemed to think it would be better if it was a surprise but I never saw why. Anyway, Jenny, there's a magic hat, you put it on your head and it figures out what sort of person you are and each sort of person goes to a different house. It's more complicated than this but basically Ravenclaw is for smart kids and Gryffindor is for brave ones and Hufflepuff is for hard-working ones and - Slytherin is supposed to be for ambitious ones, but it was full of all the kids from the evil families in the war, so - if the hat tries to put me there I will just go to the Owly after all, it doesn't start classes for another two weeks."