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a fruit elf on the Howling Mountain
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"--Be careful, if you are."

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"—what do you mean?"

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"...The only reason I feel safe casting Mordenkainen's Disjunction is because it doesn't affect the caster. It has a one percent chance of affecting divine artifacts within the radius of the spell, and if it does, the caster loses all spellcasting ability. Permanently. I mean, you can start all over, but no one high-enough tier to cast a ninth-level spell wants to do that.

And I technically count as a divine artifact, because of the curse. And I don't know of any other way to destroy an artifact, so--I don't think that doing that would do anything to your magic, it's not like mine, but I don't know that it won't do that or something else. And I don't know if you can get rid of the curse without getting rid of the immortality, but if you're working on immortality anyway that's less of a big deal."

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"I - tried to find out how worried I should be about the curse finding out I want to get rid of it and stopping me," he says. "It didn't sound safe to mention it. But yeah, now that you caught me anyway."

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"The curse doesn't like consensual sex and the arrangement works. It's not very smart."

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"But it's not like I could ask you if it's any better at self-preservation than it is at doing its job, because if the answer had been yes..."

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"I don't actually know, it's never come up."

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"I sure hope it isn't, then."

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"Yeah. Well. What's done is done." She kisses Tarro again.

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Kiss. "Sorry I gave it away."

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Shrug. "I asked." Kiss.

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Kiss.

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Mm kiss. She breaks away briefly and pulls her dress off.

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He grins and kisses her again.

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Kiss! Fumbling with his shirt?

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If she would like him out of his shirt, that can be arranged.

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She would definitely like that. It provides more targets for kissing.

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Oh good.

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"Ooh, you're lovely," she murmurs.

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"Thank you," he says softly. "You as well."

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"Mmm,"  she purrs, and nibbles at his jawline.

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This elicits a small encouraging sound.

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Oh good. More firmer nibbles.

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Mmmmmm indeed. What other nibbling locations will produce positive results?

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