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"Did you look in Corentyn?"

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Twilight is deeply confused about many things, including in what world any of that could possibly be a flattering portrayal of Abrogail, but she's distracted from that for a moment by an ✨idea✨.

"Story time paused," she says. "I want to see if we can use Pinkie Pie as a tuning fork for your home plane, since she's apparently been there before."

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"Of course I haven't been there, silly! Nopony who isn't a Princess has ever left Equestria and returned!"

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"Then how do you know what Corentyn is?—it's a city in Cheliax," she adds for Twilight's benefit.

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"Because someone who has been there is also me, and everyone who's me knows everything that anyone who's me knows!"

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There is, at this point, a knock on the door.

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Yeah it seems like doing science to Pinkie was probably not going to turn out any better than last time.

"Come in," she says.

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Fluttershy enters, carrying a sickly-looking, featherless bird on her head.

"She's sick and I don't know how to fix her," she says.

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"Hi Fluttershy—is that the Princess's bird?! You need to return her immediately!"

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"Yes," she says in an even smaller voice than usual. "She's sick. I just thought I could help her, but—nothing is working..."

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"Can I see the bird?" she asks. She thinks she recognizes it, from the heraldry of the Padishah Empire; perhaps Celestia borrowed yet another piece of Sarenrite symbolism despite supposedly being a completely different entity.

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Fluttershy sets it down in front of Abrogail.

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"Idiots," she mutters to herself. Disintegrate.

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"It's a phoenix," she explains. "It's supposed to burst into flames and then regenerate every so often. Probably it would have done it of its own accord soon enough. I just gave it a little push."

Sure enough, the ashes begin to float into the air, gathering into the shape of a bird, which in a flash of light transforms into a majestic red-and-orange bird with its wings spread wide. It flies over to Fluttershy and perches on her head.

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"Thank you," says Fluttershy happily.

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"Alright," says Twilight. "We need to get this back to the Princess before her guards notice." She and Fluttershy head out.

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Abrogail follows them rather than be alone with Pinkie Pie.

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"Oh, there you are, Philomena." The bird lifts off of Fluttershy's head and flies over to the Princess, hovering nearby.

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"I'm sorry, Princess," says Fluttershy. "I only took her because she looked sick and I wanted to make her better."

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"it's okay. But next time, you should ask before trying to help like that. I would have told you that rebirth is a natural part of her life cycle."

"Although, really, she should have done it months ago. She was getting kind of annoying about it, if you ask me."

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"Yes, Princess," says Fluttershy. "It was Abrogail who actually regenerated her, though."

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"Thank you," says Celestia to Abrogail, quite sincerely, then switches to Infernal. "Though I worry that you may be teaching Fluttershy that violence is the solution to all one's problems."

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