"I punched you, re-laaax. I punched you."

Time for Roshambo to step between them. He's doing a silly voice again, which transitions halfway through into an overly dramatic serious voice. "Mister Subz. It appears that after breaking the prison, you acquired stacks upon stacks of obsidian. And that night, the petrification started happening."

"Wait, really?" He sounds genuinely startled. "That's pretty silly. That is pretty ideal timing. What?" Startled half-laugh.

"Subz, this is your chance to confess."

"It wasn't me, I swear!"

"Do you have an alibi?" The drow justice system loves alibis.

"Okay, okay, I mined all of the obsidian--" (Mapicc jump-and-punches him; he rolls his eyes.) "I mined all of the obsidian and then I went home and put all of the obsidian in a double chest. And it's still there in that double chest to this day."

"Would we be able to check this?"

"Yeah, I mean, you know where my base is, I showed it to you."

"--I was asking for permission."

"Oh. Um, yeah, sure, but also I doubt Mapicc or Roshambo care."

"That's true."

??? "It would be evidence for or against."

"No, yeah, I mean, like... They'd go even if I didn't give permission, soooo."

"Ah. Right."

"Can you maybe...screenshare, Subz?"

"You already know where my base is, why do I need to screenshare?"

"No, moron! You're going to screenshare something else, but I can't tell you until right as we're doing it, so you can't fake it or anything."

"I don't think this is going to be decisive unless it's low, but let's check it out."

"Okay, now press statistics."

"You're looking for obsidian placed?"

"2,000. Huh. That's--quite a bit of obsidian. I don't think it incriminates him, but I don't think it clears him, either."

"I don't even know what I've built with obsidian this season, I'm gonna be honest with you. I've just built a bunch of nether portals, I guess. And it's my building block half the time."

"Interesting, interesting. I have one final question for you, Subz, do you have any leads for us? Or for anyone. Do you have any suspicions? Where's your head at?"

"Where's my head at? I mean, yesterday, there was Parrot around and Poafa around, and that's all I know. My suspicions are put in one of those two."