Golarion and Vanda Nosseo. kind of.
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"Which god empowers you with healing?"

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"The hospital is not affiliated with any religion. We're not here to answer questions about our mysterious origins, because that is not healing babies, and we came here solely to heal babies."

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"Well, that's - this land is the Baron's. You can't operate a hospital here without the approval of the Baron."

 

In hindsight this was a foolish and dangerous thing to say to a probable wizard maybe fairy, but the woman's nonchalance is very disturbing. 

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"If the local government objects to us we can move the hospital to another location. You, or the baron, would need to talk to the site manager about that."

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"- right. I'd like to talk to the site manager, if you please."

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"Oi, Cleery! Local government's come to call."

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Cleery is not one of those anti-imperialists who makes the mistake of assuming that the governments your government is unjustly at war with are themselves virtuous or representing the people or anything. They're all cops, they all suck. She grimaces and gets up and goes to the front. "Hello. I'm Cleery Candasa. I'm the site manager for Gandlun's Mercy Neonatal Hospital."

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Let's try this again, then. "I am Andar of Sadvak, a knight in the service of the Baron of Sadvak, on whose land this tower sits. The Baron intends to pay a visit, and will arrive this afternoon."

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"I'm concerned that...on account of your foreignness, you might get off to a bad start with the Baron, on whose land you've built this tower without his permission, and I want to advise you on how to impress him when he visits."

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"Well, he could bring a sick baby, and we'd heal the baby. We're really impressively good at that. We can also do babies that are born too early and too small, if you know of any of those."

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"I recommend that you arrange some comfortable guest rooms, as the Baron has travelled a long way, and apologize for building the tower without his permission. He is a reasonable man and will probably be willing to arrive at some kind of arrangement."

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"Okay." 

 


Cleery refuses as a matter of principle to treat cops with more deference than anyone else but she's also happy to apologize to anyone else inconvenienced by where they put the hospital, so that's fine.

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"And if you could tell the Baron about where your powers are from and where you are from I expect that'd reassure him substantially."

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"I hope this is the beginning of a fruitful and honorable relationship."

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Well, he tried.

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The Baron arrives a respectable amount of time after Andar is determined (because Andar returns) not to have been turned to stone or murdered or anything. He wasn't very far away but he did not want to give the impression he is waiting on the newcomers, even if they are powerful wizards. Andar reports that they seem fairly obsessed with babies but did offer to move their tower if it was poorly placed, which is...cooperative of them except insofar as it implies a very powerful wizard indeed. Baron Tortellis thinks moving towers around is hard even if you are a wizard. 

 

They dismount and walk up to the tower. 

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"Welcome to Gandlun's Mercy Neonatal Hospital. We save babies. Do you have any babies you need us to take a look at?"

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The Baron has had some time to anticipate this nonsense. "This is the barony of Sadvak, and it is my duty to ensure that its children grow up to be noble sons of Taldor. We will gladly partner with anyone with the powers to offer healing, once we have confirmed that this healing is not evil in nature, and not the scheme of some enemy of Taldor."

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"If the location is a problem I can move the hospital by up to 1 mile in any surface direction or two hundred feet up or down if this improves access to the hospital for people with sick babies." Again she is not doing this just because he is a cop, she will also move the hospital if non-cops ask her to.

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"I think we can overlook your decision to build without permission if, of course, we are able to confirm that your healing is what you represent it to be and is not the work of some enemy. You will of course owe taxes."

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