Milliways may have recently been busy, judging from the confetti all over the place, the usual array of mug stains and dirty napkins and crumbs, and nacho cheese that ended up on the wall for some reason, but it's pretty slow right now.
"You can borrow books from Milliways about other peoples' worlds if you want to do a research project. Or buy them, if you can take things home, but the translation effect won't go with you."
"The ones where I'm from tend to make people evil, but maybe Milliways offers better ones?"
"They tend to make people do horrible things. They hunger for people's flesh or blood, or they lose all ability to care for anyone, or such."
"Yeah, it's not great. I think to be those kinds of things you need to catch them like a disease, or do a ritual to transform yourself into one. Most people are just the sort of thing that dies and those are some of the easier things to become. What would you expect to be a non-weird thing?"
"...If... you had a drug that made your DNA go back to not being damaged? And so you didn't get cancer? And maybe if you genetically edited people with something you found in axolotls you could make a next generation that grows back limbs they lose? And if you had enough things like that you would just never die of natural causes?"
"It's the instructions that tell your body how to grow. You might not have it but everything that lives on my planet does."
"Well... when I get cut, new skin eventually grows over the cut. I slowly shed retired skin so I bathe every day even if I don’t touch anything dirty. Sometimes people on my planet have parts start growing too much and get cancer."
“I’m not properly here in the flesh, though, so I don’t think you could check.”
"That’s really cool, honestly. It would be really useful to be able to send a fake body to do things and then get rid of it."
"That’s very expensive. I don’t think I can hold a sponge here because I’m special, I think it’s because Milliways is."
"Maybe I should hold my door open and invite people to move in. It's just... I'd get government attention and I don't really want it."
"I don't think this happens if you move to Milliways, it's more that being here as a dreamer is weird. And I suspect your government probably imprisons people already."
"No, it's just - having people around using fake bodies to clean things is great, you could use it for worse messes than you're dealing with, and on my planet the biggest problems are that we don't have any space and that we don't have a good way to deal with unclean things - I'm clean, I promise I'm clean - "