"- mostly like sand, only drier? And colder."

Nod.

"You should get out more, Revelation's - as okay as a world full of people can get. I'm not a big fan of people but I think this is them at their best."

"Do you mean humans or do you think this beats, like, Sanity?"

"I haven't spent any time there but my Elf alts don't seem significantly less misanthropic so I'm guessing my issue isn't just with humans."

"Anyway, what should we see besides this zoo?"

He can totally recommend places!!

Awesome!

And they can have a lovely and hopefully totally uneventful tour of the star system. He reads the letter to Theodore before they go. Theodore is pleased by the letter.

It's a nice letter. Pia sounds like a nice girl.

"She sounds like she needed some Slytherins in her life. But yeah."

"What would we have done?"

"I dunno, when someone is calling 'not returning home to a environment that drove them to suicide' as the most selfish decision they ever made I can't help but think they should maybe have been making more selfish decisions sooner."

"It sounded to me like she just hated school."

"Yeah. But if 'slit your wrists' feels more viable than 'drop out' - or 'take a year off' -"

"There's that."

"Anyway. Have fun."

"We will."

They do!!! They visit miscellaneous historical sites and watch a play in the reconstructed Globe theatre in London and go up the Eiffel Tower invisibly since it's closed for some holiday and walk barefoot on the Moon and - "we should visit that lonely old lady who likes kidnapping me for lectures."

"The one who wants you to get me presents?"

"Yeah."

"Sure, why not."

So they find her house and knock.

Lecture lady opens the door. She is surprised.

"Hi! We were in town and thought we'd say hi. This is Miranda."