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Maitimo wakes up.
The room is littered with forensic conjurations of people and notes and wands and books and planets. In the room is Ms. Chua, and a black-winged demon. Looks too straightforwardly Asian to be naturally occurring.
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too-early-and-too-late
Circled fairy is under a roof now. Timothy has just instructed the rain to ignore him. "Hi," he says. "Timothy, Minor who was by here earlier is my little brother."
too-early-and-too-late
"He went to ask your summoner to send you home, your summoner said she didn't want to do that because you were a child rapist. Minor super doesn't want to do forensics on that, so maybe you can clear it up for me?"
alicornucopia
"What? I'm stuck standing in a field waiting for an automatic harvester to hit me and that's what you wanna know? Man, if you don't want to do anything about it suit yourself."
too-early-and-too-late
"I will probably make arrangements for an automatic harvester to not hit you either way."
too-early-and-too-late
"Hey," he says to the fairy who's his ride back to Seattle, "care to put the circle and the guy somewhere for me before we head back? Minor can get you something else for it."
too-early-and-too-late
"Somewhere clear of automatic harvesters where no one'll run into him, I don't know the area very well..."
alicornucopia
"I don't either," says the fairy.
"I've been dead for twenty years, don't look at me," says the trapped one.
too-early-and-too-late
He pulls out a computer, looks at satellite maps. "Hundred miles west of here?"
alicornucopia
"Yeah, okay," says the fairy, and he digs out enough circle and puts them all a hundred miles west.
too-early-and-too-late
Timothy is writing the concerned friend. Summoned to face charges for raping a child. Thanks for reaching out to us.
too-early-and-too-late
"Latest vigilante was justified in her vigilanteeism, not sure how to handle cases like that in general."
from_scratch
"Okay, I appreciate this in spirit, but is he currently being held in a facility that meets pancelestial standards for prison humaneness, or what."
too-early-and-too-late
"He is not. He complained about being endangered by automatic harvesters so I moved him to a location unendangered by those. It's not what I'd do personally but I'm not going to go lecture the woman on pancelestial standards for prison humaneness."