This morning, unlike most mornings, there is no major disaster in the multiverse that Contessa urgently needs to see to. Nothing unexpected occured while she slept - no S-class triggers, no Endbringer attacks, and no blind spots interfering with global affairs. And so, for the first time in 9 months, 2 weeks, and 3 days, she has made waffles.
With whipped cream. Which .. they are out of, apparently. Path to whipped cream? Neat, they have all the ingredients on hand.