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The Valar announce that they've done as much as they can in Singularity (they can't bring back peoples' babies in that critical period either, but they can get them earlier versions) and are setting up portals between there and Sanity as soon as they are confident they've cleaned up the plague. A bunch of Elf architects have this wild idea for a fivedimensional city where alternating intersections are interdimensional portals between various Valinors and they get eagerly to setting it up.
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alicornucopia
It's not really a project designed for wizards from 1802 but he can probably figure it out.
Or hire someone. He'll do that, so he can't get kicked off again.
He rerecords all the videos in every language he speaks while he's waiting.
They will be told that he got a takedown from CineMe for some reason so he's starting his own server.
They're calling it Circle.me. Now available in English, Japanese, French, Mandarin, Hindi, and Martian Portuguese!
He tries not to be too grouchy.
Minor's faster than Hortensia!
Minor visits the Elves!
Minor takes summonses!
Minor tries to learn Lagalann!
Minor goes to the aerial ballet!
alicornucopia
People are curious about Elves, who have been in the news in that "they're interesting but not doing anything much" way.
"They're great. Don't gag demons, for one thing. Uh, they have faster-than-light travel, I don't know if anyone's asked demons to make lightleapers for you yet but we can do that and then you can go visit them yourselves. They live forever, and can be resurrected, because they have these chips in their brains backing them up. Their cities are really really shiny. They're ridiculously good singers, you can ask demons for Elf music too."
alicornucopia
There is an uptick in asking demons for Elf music and several lightleaping-related projects.
Cool! He will bother a Maitimo to come make an appearance on his channel. Bright does it, talks about the clinics the Elves are managing in Godspring, supplied by demon adoptive parents.
alicornucopia
Demons are probably bad parents because they don't understand humans, and may take the children's souls, and will probably spoil them with too much candy or something, and will expect them to be indestructible and the kids will be sad they can't fly.
Demons: still can't take souls. There've been fairies raising kids on Mars for a long time and none of the other problems have especially arisen.
alicornucopia
Fairies can't materialize candy on short notice! says the person who is worried about spoiled children.
And buying candy substantially reduces the risk of spoiled children? Honestly Minor is kind of down on the whole 'spoiled children' thing because where he's from people said this to complain about people who spanked their children barehanded instead of with a rod.
alicornucopia
Everyone in the comments is HORRIFIED. His comments section is now Child Abuse Discourse.
Yeah, Minor's world of origin is a bit behind the times. And he doesn't think that all of its children should be taken away and raised in Revelation.
What discourse even is there about slavery? It's horrible and Hazel will have to stop it immediately.