"Wow, you were a cute kid."

"Thank you."

"I know you, you're a Canafinwë Macalaurë. If my parents have another baby it might be a you."

"We are not going to have kids for a long time, so it also might not."

"Do Elves, like, have really high standards for tolerable conditions for children -"

"It would be silly to have them at any point other than the best moment in all eternity to give them a good life."

"Fortunately people have slightly varying standards for this so there have been children in Valinor even though we can't yet travel to Endorë in less than two and a half years."

"I like existing before all problems have been solved! I'd get so bored if I'd only been born once there was nothing left that mattered - and we hadn't discovered the multiverse, I suppose..."

"You know you can have lightleapers now, right, when the Valar suck more my dad's alt gets to it faster."

"Yes, if lightleapers were the only thing the multiverse had to offer we'd probably have a baby on the way very soon, but they are not."

"Lightleapers and Melkors and felonies you don't even have words for. Why would a demon cause fatal car crashes, just because hee hee how funny -"

"No motive is listed, he didn't stick around to be interviewed."

"Car?"

"Wheeled vehicle."

Amriac gives him a little model.

He animates it and sends it racing across the floor to small Maitimo. "Huh. Clever."

He pats it. "What's its name?" he asks Amriac.

"Uh. Cadillac."

He tries out the sound. "Cadillac. Cadillac. Ha! Is it a boy or a girl."

"...it's a car," says Amriac.

"Cars don't come in boys and girls? How do they get more cars?"

Amriac laughs. Cam says, "They're made. They're things, like furniture, just more complicated."

"Cadillac. Cadillac. Ammë, Atta, we should get our Rúmil so he can meet the other Rúmil and Mirelótë Ambela and the bar and the Cadillac."

"I did check that, he's not in range."

"Could message him, if it's not going to rain."

"Rain hasn't been implemented yet, there were some distribution problems."