| Perk |
Price |
Total |
Description |
| A Thousand Ships |
1 |
1 |
Your face is simply exquisite, an ideal of feminine beauty. There are many possible ideals of feminine beauty, and yours is whichever one speaks most deeply to your soul. Others may match your beauty in their own way, but never exceed it. |
| What's In A Name? |
1 |
2 |
Magic to divine true names will accept whatever alias you choose to think of as your true name. Magic to use your true name against you will fail. |
| Angelic Tones |
2 |
4 |
Your voice is supernaturally beautiful and you can sing in any vocal range. |
| Emerald Orbs |
2 |
6 |
At all times, your eyes look exactly the way you'd want them to look, as if you were writing a self-insert fanfic about this exact moment of your life. This effect operates based on your sense of aesthetics, in-the-moment preferences, and narrative considerations, conveying the color, design, emotion and soul exactly as you'd desire. |
| Perfect Hair |
2 |
8 |
At all times, you have exactly the right hairstyle. This effect operates based on your sense of aesthetics, in-the-moment preferences, and narrative considerations. It is not limited to physically or logistically plausible hairstyles. |
| Dressing Room |
3 |
11 |
No matter how ridiculous your outfit, it will stay pristine and perfect, unless it would be more dramatic for you to be artfully bedraggled. You can use any quiet moment to yourself to quick-change your clothes, shoes, nails, and hairstyle into a completely new look, freely conjuring clothes and items that belong as part of your outfit, so long as they're mundane or you understand the principles behind their construction, and stow away your possessions in 'clothing space'.
(You cannot change your hair length or colour this way without Perfect Hair, but you can braid or style it.) |
| Personal Hygiene |
1 |
12 |
You are always clean and fresh, never needing to use a bath or toilet. |
| Like Roses |
1 |
13 |
You smell lovely. Your scent is unique to you, and may involve any combination of warm spices, floral notes, petrichor, or other things you think smell good. You do not need any justification for why you smell like this. |
| Well Endowed |
1 |
14 |
You have a generous figure, whether that's a classic hourglass or more of a well-rounded look; you can choose the details. Your endowments maintain a state of perfect grace and beauty at all times, never troubling you with uncomfortable bounces or uninvited jiggles. |
| Hollow Leg |
1 |
15 |
Regardless of your diet and exercise habits, your body maintains the physique and silhouette you prefer. Lack of visible muscle never impairs your strength or endurance, nor does an excess of muscle impede your flexibility or agility. As your preferences change, so will your body; you are no longer bound to the generous figure stipulated by Well Endowed. |
| Voice of the Goddess |
2 |
17 |
You have an unsurpassably, supernaturally beautiful voice and your voice always sounds exactly how you'd like. This effect operates based on your sense of aesthetics, in-the-moment preferences, and narrative considerations. When exerted to its full effect, it can create deep emotional reactions even in strangers, and create powerful connections of communion and communication with those who have grown closer to you and your song. You have a vast, unlimited potential in musical magic. |
| Fairest of Them All |
3 |
20 |
Your physical beauty is an out-of-bounds error on the world. You're inhumanly perfect, beautiful beyond the dreams of sculptors or artists. Your beauty can be matched, but never exceeded. When you don't restrain your beauty, it makes people stare, dumbstruck; the evil and corrupt can be burnt by merely witnessing your physical perfection. |
| Angel of War |
1 |
21 |
Injuries never get in the way of the progress of your life. Sometimes they'll simply by averted, deadly weapons only giving superficial scratches and scuffs, or missing their mark entirely against you. Even if you do get seriously injured, you will somehow find enough time for your recovery without need for compromise in the rest of your priorities. |
| Battle Demon |
1 |
22 |
You have an unerring intuition for gaps in an opponent's defenses, though it may be beyond your power to exploit them. |
| Dragon Fairy Elf Witch |
5 |
27 |
You can at any time discover previously unknown heritage from any type of being you have encountered, even if this makes no sense or contradicts previously established descriptions of your family tree. You can deepen this heritage by exercising the abilities granted, finding new sources of the same abilities or differing examples of the same type of being, eventually culminating in the ability to freely take on facets to the entirety of their form and the fullness of their strengths. You always get their powers without their drawbacks, unless the drawbacks are desirable to you. Any visible features of this heritage will appear at narratively appropriate moments and be cute, pretty, beautiful, or striking rather than awkward, weird, gross, or scary. This ability works even if the beings in question cannot reproduce with humans, or at all. |
| Anything You Can Do |
6 |
33 |
You learn implausibly quickly from friends, rivals, and love interests. If you have a personal connection to someone with a certain skill, talent, or expertise, you'll learn it five times faster than they did, or twenty times faster if they're actively trying to teach you. This applies even to forms of magic that you ordinarily shouldn't be able to learn. |
| Closed Book |
1 |
34 |
You're immune or partially immune to any supernatural, pharmaceutical, or other effect that would let people directly read your thoughts or feelings, whenever, and in so far as that would help accomplish your goals. |
| Indelible |
1 |
35 |
You're immune or partially immune to any supernatural, pharmaceutical, or other effect that would let people directly alter your thoughts or feelings, whenever, and in so far as that would help you accomplish your goals. |
| Iron Will |
2 |
37 |
You are immune or partially immune to all forms of mental illusion, alteration, interference, or control, whenever, and in so far as that would help you accomplish your goals. Even extreme torture, extended solitary confinement, advanced brainwashing techniques, and so on cannot touch you through the strength of your will and the robustness of your selfhood. With your strength, you need to never fear again finding your rage blinding, your loneliness crippling, or your hurts traumatizing, with even existing issues healing, in time. |
| Potent Presence |
5 |
42 |
There's just something about you that makes you incredibly charming and compelling. Maybe it's your sheer presence, shining soul, stunning sensuality or your silvered tongue, but people can't help but find you interesting and impressive. |
| Captive Audience |
3 |
45 |
As long as you have genuine interest in what you're talking about, no one will ever get bored of listening to you talk about it. |
| Quality Time |
2 |
47 |
Your friends love to hang out with you and spend time together, even if you're not doing anything interesting or important. |
| Flattery |
1 |
48 |
Your friends love to compliment you and tell you all about how much they like you and why. |
| Love Interest |
1 |
49 |
Anyone you fall for will inevitably like you back. They may not necessarily act on their feelings, but the potential will be there. |
| Love Triangle |
2 |
51 |
People you fall for will be open to dating you even if they already have another serious relationship, or other circumstances that would ordinarily interfere, like a demanding career or a vow of chastity. This may cause drama, but it'll blow over quickly and there won't be any serious problems. |
| Love Dodecahedron |
5 |
56 |
When you fall for someone who is already seriously dating or even married, your romantic rivals will never impede their willingness and readiness to date you, and will often accommodate you and even want to date you themselves. |
| Time Enough For Love |
5 |
61 |
No matter how many people you want to date or be close friends with, you will somehow find the time to hang out with all of them and express your love and care. This power can only be used for relationship activities and not for anything else you might want to use the ability to be in two places at once for. |
| GGG |
4 |
65 |
Your true love will be willing to try just about anything you suggest in bed, and if you really enjoy it, they'll really enjoy it too. |
| Sensual Service |
1 |
66 |
Worshipping you is its own reward. Serving and submitting to you is at least as pleasurable and orgasmic as selfish sex, and dominating and domineering has its own primal physical joy and pleasure when you are involved. Your true love will come to experience this even outside of their relationship with you as they grow closer to you and their sexuality. |
| Two Become One |
1 |
67 |
When you have sex, it is always special and wonderful and beautiful. No one ever elbows anyone in the face or makes undignified noises. |
| Bop It |
1 |
68 |
The mysteries of another's body are an open book to you, and you always know exactly how to move and touch in order to please someone in bed. |
| Sense of Style |
4 |
72 |
People who are romantically interested in you will start dressing more to your taste. The more romantically compatible they are, the better they'll be able to guess exactly what to wear to catch your eye, and the more they'll enjoy dressing up for you. |
| Bonus Style Points |
3 |
75 |
Luck will shine on anyone trying to dress up for you. They'll get their hands on outfits they couldn't normally afford, their clothes will fit better, and in extreme cases they might even find themselves able to change shape, sex, or species—though only in ways that make them more, not less, comfortable in their own skin. |
| True Love's Kiss |
1 |
76 |
By kissing your true love, you can break any curse, heal any injury, and cure any illness. The same works in reverse. |
| An Idol's Identity |
1 |
77 |
People acknowledge and instinctively understand your preferred name and current identity, intuiting the continuity or lack thereof of your existence and self from any other instances of yourself that they've encountered as well as if you'd exhaustively explained every detail you are willing to share. The complexity of your identity never seriously deters people from forming relationships with you. |
| You Can Fix Them |
5 |
82 |
Regardless of how morally despicable someone is, your love can and will reform them into a genuinely good, kind, upstanding person who regrets their evil deeds. |
| The Redeemer |
-3 |
79 |
When (and only when) an opportunity for a really great story arises, methods of dealing with an issue that do not involve reaching out with the power of love to make people wholer and kinder to themselves and/or others will be closed off for you. |
| Steady As She Goes |
-2 |
77 |
Your power growth is dictated by the pacing of your ideal story. Sudden bursts of power are much less likely without important plot and relationship developments, and augmentations and improvements you gain may slumber or seal themselves until a more appropriate time in the story of your life. |
| Dramatic Damsel |
-3 |
74 |
When (and only when) an opportunity for a really great story arises, powers that ordinarily protect you from things like getting hurt, being drugged, or losing fights will slip just enough to facilitate someone getting the better of you. The power may reassert itself right away for a dramatic escape, or keep a loophole open or a handicap in place long enough to make your escape more difficult and elaborate. (Combining this with Realism is not recommended.) |
| True Lover |
-1 |
73 |
Before your True Love would permanently commit themselves to living by your side and taking your banner as their own, they have a chance to understand what you are really like, beyond all the metanarrative influences and powers granted by the spirit, and may freely embrace or reject you, depending on what they find. |
| There's Another One |
-3 |
70 |
You are not the only vessel of the Spirit. You might meet someone else with similar powers to yours; you might even meet more than one. Your susceptibility to one another's powers will be governed by the narrative. |
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