The last thing she thinks before she's torn apart by the whirling vortex is that they are going to have to update so many workplace safety standards.
And opens her eyes.
Temporary designation: Xanthoceras, the forb informs her.
Xanthoceras. It's got a certain ring to it. It sounds dignified, refined. She pokes her style settings more towards rich fabrics and brocade and confirms the new name to the forb.
And opens her eyes.
Temporary designation: Yew, the forb informs her.
Yew. She is going to get so many jokes out of getting this name. She confirms it with the forb and puts her hair up with a yew ornament.
They make eye contact with each other and smile.
The adjust the pillows in their shared environment to provide two adjacent work areas, and curl up back-to-back.
Yew returns to her internet search, digging more into the history of parahumans and particularly the P.R.T.
A bit of thought makes it clear why her reception has been so hostile -- there are a lot of things that have gone wrong. Mad science experiments, villains, accidents.
It's strange to her that there are so many villains. But in some ways, it's a vicious cycle -- villains tear apart society and its support structures, putting more and more people in desperate straights who have to turn to villainy to survive.
She is half-way through trying to get some actual footage of the Endbringers, which is surprisingly hard to get ahold of, when something start poking back through her VPN connection.
She tears it down, disassociates from the cell tower, and sets the drone to make its way for a different section of the coast.
She turns to her other self, peering over her shoulder at some Feynman diagrams with inscrutable labels. She moves some pillows out of the way and spoons her, slipping an arm around her.
"Our connection just got burned. Catch me up?" she asks.
Xanthoceras nods, not turning away from her notes. "Of course. I think that the additional temporal dimensions allow things to pass around around each other without intersecting, permitting actual streams of matter moving backwards through time with respect to each other. The problem is figuring out how to accelerate things 'temporally'. And, like, figuring out an experiment to confirm that. I've got weak evidence in the form of velocity discrepancies in some high-order collision products, but no direct confirmation."
She frowns, resting her chin on Xanthoceras's shoulder. "Four dimensions isn't that high, but random vectors should still be pretty orthogonal -- as you accelerate things temporally, they should appear to move through time more slowly relative to us. Maybe that means an amount of observable length contraction?"
She shrugs. "It's worth a shot. I've been focusing on trying to identify scatter directly, so I have plenty of data. Do you want to work on that, or should I walk you through my actual results?"
"I'll try it fresh, see what I can find," she affirms. "But do write up some notes for me if you decide to go on break before I'm done."
"Wait! Did you just ...? Those are supposed to be my jokes!" she exclaims, clutching her chest in mock offense.
Xanthoceras sticks her tongue out at her and then affects an air of studiousness, returning to her experiments.
I've been tracking a new S-class threat. A piece of tinkertech that calls itself 'Weeping Cherry'. I tracked it to Miami, but then it disappeared before I could get a more precise location.
Keep the favor -- you know I'm always happy to help with the important stuff. Let me see ... it is West Southwest of me, 241°6'23''. I'm at the Musée Lumière in Lyon. I'll hop on the A7 and let you know when I have a second bearing.
Hey, quick update -- I just pulled off the road about 2/3rds of the way to Valence. There's no longer anything called Weeping Cherry. The last heading before it disappeared was 241°48'19''.
Do you think somebody else got to it first?
She reaches over and taps her other self on the shoulder when it looks like she's at a good stopping place.
"So on the one hand, I have no idea how to turn this into something practical. On the other hand, look at this," she says.
'This' turns out to be a patch of ocean water that is completely frozen in space.
"Huh!"
She checks the forb's temperature readings and sees that the water, despite being locked in place, is still acting as though it's the same temperature as the surrounding water.
"... huh," she repeats. "How did you do that?"
"Magic!" she exclaims, wiggling her fingers at her. "But no, actually, I just figured out how to make something spin temporally. So that it remains in the same general place, but because it's spinning, forces acting on it behave strangely."
"Clever! Is some of this water going, uh, clockwise and counterclockwise because of conservation of angular momentum? Actually, how are you even defining your rotators ..."
They work. They experiment, they research. They propose novel theories that are wrong. They propose novel theories that they can't prove are wrong yet. They connect to the internet from various open wifi networks and cell towers, never staying long in one place.
They spend time relaxing. They catch up on their to-read lists. They play chess, and tie almost every time, until Yew manages to eke out a narrow victory.
They wander across the floor of the Atlantic, admiring the occasional spots of bioluminescence in the otherwise total darkness.
And then they feel the brush of another fixity field.
"It's not, though. It's got the same underlying structure, but I think it's ... folded wrong?" she peers at the readout. "Actually, it looks almost like one of the early fields before we figured out stable crystal structures -- look at the gravitational spindling."