She is on a a nice walk in the woods, so at least nobody else is right there to be eaten by the snake and she osanwëd a warning to emergency services first.
So now she can worry entirely about where the fuck she is.
"They typically find it expedient to justify it to him in terms of how it'll make a good story first."
"You can, actually! But there's a bit of a trick to it; you float on your back and sing and then roll over and stand up."
The kids blink at him. "Hi magic alternate universe dad!"
"If that gets to be too much of a mouthful he Thindarinized to 'Fingon'," Ambela supplies.
"Anyway, I got you presents." Bracelet! Pendant! They glow and come in cute little boxes.
"It wasn't done that way - Elves made these - but I think Dwarves can produce the same effect, yes."