She is on a a nice walk in the woods, so at least nobody else is right there to be eaten by the snake and she osanwëd a warning to emergency services first.
So now she can worry entirely about where the fuck she is.
Good. They can read and scribe bits entitled things like "the concept of mixed feelings" and "leadup to the oath reform act" and "suspension of certain mental alterations pending review [review later found the suspension should be sustained]" and "time part III".