She is on a a nice walk in the woods, so at least nobody else is right there to be eaten by the snake and she osanwëd a warning to emergency services first.
So now she can worry entirely about where the fuck she is.
She is on a a nice walk in the woods, so at least nobody else is right there to be eaten by the snake and she osanwëd a warning to emergency services first.
So now she can worry entirely about where the fuck she is.
" - here it's automatic. So it makes sense people'd want to get it changed, if they ever want to marry..."
This reassures everyone. "Can you still see who's married?" someone asks her. "We can see you are -"
" - if you can't get married by accident I think some people might be tempted to - misbehave, too..." someone says uncertainly. "Like humans do."
Horrified stares.
" - it wouldn't be as bad as humans because they wouldn't have children," someone else offers after a minute.
"- it is definitely fucked up that humans can have children by accident."
"It's awful. They have children they can't afford to feed - they're still having children now in cities that'll fall to Sauron before the year is out -"
Humans are vaguely curious about her, introduce themselves. Their kingdom is called Gondor, and it's south of here. The one that might fall to Sauron in months.
The Valar and Eru actually exist? It's fashionable to think Elves made them up, because the world doesn't look like it has benevolent deities in it. The destruction of Númenor, is that true too?
The Valar and Eru exist where she is from; the Valar were poorly informed and Eru nonbenevolent. Númenor she doesn't know because her world never had one.