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"That was the point, of course. We could hardly have hid that we were planning something, but we could make everyone think we were planning something for a year from now."

"I would have told you, if that had been an acceptable cost. Said—goodbye. Not that I'm not still, fundamentally, Carissa. Ascension changes you, of course, but if there was a moment when I actually became a different person, it was sometime in those ten minutes that I erased from my memory, before I sold my soul to Dispater, and not when I touched the Starstone."

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"I assume," she says, "that there is a point to this conversation besides sentimentality? We are still Evil, you know."

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"You have that backwards. Iomedae burned away all her human attachments to be a perfect avatar of Good. I'm Evil, and so I get to burn intervention budget on sentimental conversations with my complicated ex-girlfriend."

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"I'm sure if Iomedae had an ex-girlfriend she was tediously boring and not worth spending intervention budget on talking to."

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"Anyway, there are also some non-sentimental things to say, and this conversation is going to be bad for your head soon, so. I left a will with an agent in Axis specifying the disposition of my temporal possessions in the event of my leaving the Material by one means or another—at the moment of my ascension these mostly consisted of Cheliax. Unfortunately my will makes a lot of references to my church, and I don't, precisely, have a church yet. I have like four organizations in Taldor and two in Vudra which would like to be my church, which I'm sure would have worked out fine for Cayden Cailean, but I'm a Lawful god and it's kind of embarrassing. There's probably going to be a civil war in Taldor about it now that I'm actually a god—if civil wars in Taldor can even be said to have causes—"

"—my church should conquer Taldor at some point, to be clear. My church in Taldor should absolutely not conquer Taldor."

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"Is that an instruction?" she asks. (She is after all the only person in Carissa's church, if she is indeed that, with an army.)

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"Not yet. Yes, if the politics there turn out differently than I'd prefer, but I genuinely don't know what I'd prefer yet, and that itself depends on how things turn out. Maybe some of them are more impressive than they look. In the meantime I want you to be my Grand High Priestess. Temporarily, because you're already an eighth-circle sorcerer and the Queen of Cheliax and I can't actually make you more than a first-circle cleric, on account of that, but it doesn't befit a Lawful church to be leaderless and you're presently the only person still on this planet who understands what I want well enough to actually do it."

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