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Rosy Blake and a very sad Peter Pevensie
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"Best of luck," he says. "- actually that sounds sarcastic. I really hope you can."

He laughs quietly, not sounding very happy about it. "If nothing else I've really run down the clock on picking a university."

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"Stony Lake," she suggests. "No, that was flippant and selfish and very silly because I don't even know if I'll go. —the Blakes send all our kids there because it's close to home, but I have mixed feelings about being the Blake heir and might want to try something a little farther afield, when it comes time."

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"Sadly I never applied there... I don't think you mentioned being heir. Does that have a fancy magical meaning, or just the regular one? Presumably there's pressure either way."

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"Well, mostly just the regular one, except that I have a bunch of magical responsibilities to look forward to in addition to all the financial and political ones. I'm probably just going to shove the whole mess off onto Kallisto, though, she's better suited to it in every way."

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"...ah, the Prospero gambit. Well, one of them, I guess he had a few different gambits."

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"A man of many gambits. But—no, not quite, I mean to actually let her inherit what would've been mine, not just make her do all the work while I'm busy sorcering. Also she is really very unlikely to assassinate me."

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"Better still, then. I don't think I'd make a very good... I was going to say Miranda because she's the one who ends up on the island with him, but she's his daughter... the closest thing to a romantic interest for Prospero is Ariel, and the relationship you've been angling for is not one in which I'm benignly enslaved to you, so possibly I should just cut the joke loose while I still have time."

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She makes a hand motion as of an object falling off the side of a boat, wheeeeee-splash. "There it goes. You're safe. From, um, making a comically inapt Shakespeare reference?"

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"Well, it's possible I could've salvaged the reference with work, but the work involved would've outweighed the comedic benefit, and the sunk cost fallacy is a harsh mistress. There'll be other jokes."

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She should say something clever in response but instead she's just gazing adoringly at him. There are not literally hearts in her eyes but she is making a face such that in a just world there would be hearts in her eyes.

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"...was that really so endearing?" he wonders. "If you keep looking at me like that I'm going to think you like me, or something."

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"It was very endearing!!! And I'm very in love with you."

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"You are, at that."

Peter isn't sure where to go from that statement. He doesn't actually want to make a joke about how Rosy loves him. It's... sweet, and powerful, and feels kind of sacred. But taking it at face value would send them back into the serious conversation, and he feels like he's already got more than enough to process there.

"Ed was right that I like you," he says. "In case you were wondering. You've been complimenting me, and it feels wrong not to say - you're someone I think I'd miss not knowing."

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"Oh." She smiles shyly. "I'm glad."

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"...do you want to watch The Princess Bride?" he asks, after a while searching for conversational topics. "It feels like all of the media we know we have in common is somehow fraught, but you keep having excellent opinions and I kind of want to see them aimed at something that's fresh in my mind. And say what you will about Ed, he's got good taste."

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"I would love to!" she says, bouncing a little.

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"I guess that leaves us choosing a house to watch it at. What are the merits of yours? Mine is closer by, I think, but contains my siblings, who are likely to grin at us insufferably."

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"Mine usually contains my siblings but they're easy to dodge because there is such a lot of house. And they won't grin insufferably, Tia is preemptively exhausted of all dating-related subjects and Kallisto prefers to be cool and mysterious. My mother might grin insufferably, until I tell her I offered you my vassalage, and then she'll just do that raised-eyebrows 'oh boy, my daughters sure are Blakes' expression."

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"Honestly that does sound preferable. I hope you don't mind that I will probably not be telling my parents that you wish to become my vassal unless given a very good reason, but I can't reasonably ask you to keep it secret from yours."

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"You also shouldn't tell your parents because it would be illegal to explain how literally I meant it, but yes. I'm in the habit of telling my mother things, it tends to be a good idea."

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"I'll survive any awkwardness that comes of it. I guess there might not even be any, presumably your family library had that ritual in it for a reason."

Moseying towards parking lot?

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Moseying thusly!

"The reason is old politics, I'm pretty sure. Intended for the containment of defeated enemies who for whatever reason shouldn't be outright killed. Though the ritual does require the uncoerced consent of both parties so, you know, ethics points for my ancestors on that one."

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"Oh, that's very good actually. Lets you be obviously merciful without worrying about getting backstabbed for it. ...which almost feels like it defeats the point, in some cosmic sense, but in the immediate sense it means fewer people die, which is pretty much just good."

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"I'm very much in favour of fewer people dying! Though I'm intrigued by the notion that mercy is cosmically degraded by useful precautions. Is it because being merciful says less about you when mercy is cheaper? But then what does it say about you to invest a lot of effort and resources into making mercy cheaper for you and your descendants indefinitely into the future?"

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"Yes, exactly! I don't think the mercy is being degraded, it's just - less impressive, less powerful, if it isn't letting someone go free because you trust that they're not going to stab you in the back, rather than because they can't. But it's still mercy, and it speaks well to your family to want mercy to be - easy rather than impressive. Because no matter how merciful your umpteenth-great grandparent was, they knew they wouldn't have a thousand generations of heirs just like them, and if her path is easy enough for the worst of your line to take it, if even the Jesses Favreau of the Blakes said why bother killing my enemies - that's powerful enough in itself, I think."

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