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"Can I see -"

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He hands it to her.

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"...that guy looks like Minor without a beard? A little older, long hair, really tall, but - Minor without the beard."

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"Uh huh. And he was hugging my dad and crying, a little bit ago."

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"...anybody want to veto me sending a flying note -"

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"Go for it, they're acting friendly and I think they're Muggles."

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Minor gets a paper airplane. It reads What is up with doppelganger alien, do you need anything, estimate on how long till we know if it's safe to leave the house without a shield up?

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It flies. Minor writes back. With regards to doppleganger alien all I can do is push the confusion up a level - he's me, if I had been born a Quendi- that's what they call themselves - in a magic paradise with gods but not our magic or the printing press or gunpowder. He had a my father, he's dead - they're in the middle of a war. He has all my brothers, too. The language is genuinely alien. It's safe to leave the house - well, the other side in the war could attack unexpectedly, but you're safe from the aliens. The other me is married but not to a you.

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Miranda reads this aloud.

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"Well."

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"I'll go meet Quendi me. If we're doing that."

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"I think he didn't bring his magic dictionary and this would be a good time to have it, I'm tempted to fly it over."

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"I bet he'd love his dictionary."

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Miranda collects the magic dictionary and her broom and flies over to Minor and her father-in-law and... her... alien-in-law? whatever.

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Minor kisses her and excitedly explains his magic dictionary to his alien self.

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"Pleasure to meet you," he says, and then once he has gotten the magic dictionary explained he looks utterly enraptured and says it again with much more feeling. 

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"Thank you."

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"Do you want to meet the King -"

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"I have never met a king before. Do we want to meet the king, Minor?"

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"It's the Timothy."

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"Well, that's appropriate, although somehow I feel like hereditary power is almost a waste - should we get our Timothy first -"

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"Yes good let's have Timothys meet. - what's the range on your thing, Curufinwë -"

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The distance a person can travel in an hour, for a stranger. Thirty times that for someone familiar to you. You are invited to meet Nelyafinwë Maitimo, King of the Noldor, who if correspondances hold is a you, he tells Timothy.

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Timothy jumps.

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