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"Never? You don't go swimming in the sea, or get too hot, or want to snuggle up that little bit closer to someone...?"

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"I made this dress really light on purpose because my wool is already too hot a lot of the time, and... I don't... really... have... waaaaait," she says, slowing down word by word as realization catches up. "You invited me up here to have sex, didn't you. I absolutely did not notice that happening."

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"- I didn't say that."

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"I've lived most of my life in places where my nearest neighbour was a day's travel away. I am not good at subtlety," she says apologetically.

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"Ah-hm. ...so, are you interested, or...?"

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"Iiiiii will have to think about that. I've never, um. Well. Nearest neighbours a day's travel away," she says, summoning her maximum available level of obliqueness. "It's not - the problem is not with you? You seem nice. And you're very pretty. Good job with that." AUGH why is TALKING to PEOPLE so HARD and DUMB.

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"Thank you." She poses a little, bats her eyes.

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Iris giggles endearedly, then immediately overthinks whether this was the right response.

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Smile. "You're so cute."

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"—am I?" she says, surprised and pleased. "I didn't know."

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"Yeah! You're little and fluffy and adorable!"

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"From my point of view it's all you people who're much too tall!"

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"I bet, if everyone where you're from is that size, but it's cute, anyway."

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