genocide aliens versus the terrible planet
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"Only one color! Good morning."

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"Good morning, I guess. I'm not sure I'm - what's the word, uh - cosmopolitan enough for the concept of mornings."

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"It seems like everyone sleeping at different times must make it hard to coordinate things."

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He shrugs. "But it's useful in a small town where everyone has to worry about being eaten by wild animals. Not too long ago that was most of Aluvanna."

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"I guess!"

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"Way fewer people get eaten by wild animals these days!"

He belatedly remembers the language barrier and turns and summarizes this exchange for his grandfather.

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His grandfather seems to find it amusing.

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Giggle.

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He says something in Aluvai which exceeds her vocabulary so far.

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...Elarron bursts out laughing.

"He says, uh - Azair married a Ceirene so an alien sounds about right for Ashras -"

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Cackle.

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"And you made him turn a colour! Romance!"

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"We shall see."

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"Good luck!"

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"Thanks!"

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He says something else.

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"Nice having someone so cheerful around," translates Elarron. "Which is true."

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"I am a very sunny personality when I am not worried about somebody infanticiding my baby!"

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"- wait, what?"

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"- uh, was leasing a child credit, couldn't miss a payment, joined the army? Have now fled the entire child credits business?"

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"I don't think I knew that's how they were doing the population control thing. That's messed up."

He translates for Faidre.

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Faidre also seems to think this is messed up.

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"Depends on where. In Tapa yeah."

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"Somebody should go tell Dalvor to fix it. If he isn't already. He probably is."

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"It doesn't happen super often, we have perfectly good birth control long as we have, like, warning."

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