It's well known that the universe runs on deterministic physical laws made up of simple math that runs forwards from the Big Bang. These deterministic physical laws are even known, modulo weird stuff! Just some ~~~~tensors of realityfluids, ~~~~, it's actually pretty obvious to derive if you're smart enough becuase there is literally one infinite family of ways to set the ~~~~ equal to the ~~~~ and conserve the ~~~~ down to ~~~~morphism. You could probably get it from looking at a single frame of a bent blade of fress.

Anyway, modulo weird stuff, apparently, because weird stuff happened. As of sixteen minutes ago, there is a second copy of Earth orbiting the Sun opposite Earth! This doesn't make sense as a ~~~~tensor solution. Top scientists are now trying to pick out a second member of the infinite family of ways that supports this happening, else give up on the extremely beautiful idea that the ~~~~ flow in always equals negative the ~~~~ flow out. Top many other people are just trying to figure out how to play it forward from here.

About 30 minutes until Callisto notices.

It's well known that the universe runs on deterministic physical laws made up of simple math that runs forwards from the boundary conditions of the Big Bang. These deterministic physical laws are even known, modulo weird stuff! Just some ~~~~tensors of realityfluids, ~~~~, it's actually pretty obvious to derive if you're smart enough becuase there is literally one infinite family of ways to set the ~~~~ equal to the ~~~~ and conserve the ~~~~ down to ~~~~morphism. You could probably get it from looking at a single frame of a bent blade of fress.

Anyway, modulo weird stuff, apparently, because weird stuff happened. As of sixteen minutes ago, there is a second copy of Earth orbiting the Sun opposite Earth! This doesn't make sense as a ~~~~tensor solution. Top scientists are now trying to pick out a second member of the infinite family of ways that supports this happening, else give up on the extremely beautiful idea that the ~~~~ flow in always equals negative the ~~~~ flow out. Top many other people are just trying to figure out how to play it forward from here.

About 30 minutes until Callisto notices.

It's well known that the universe runs on deterministic physical laws made up of simple math that runs forwards from the boundary conditions of the Big Bang. These deterministic physical laws are even known, modulo weird stuff! Just some ~~~~tensors of realityfluids, ~~~~, it's actually pretty obvious to derive if you're smart enough becuase there is literally one infinite family of ways to set the ~~~~ equal to the ~~~~ and conserve the ~~~~ down to ~~~~morphism. You could probably get it from looking at a single frame of a bent blade of grass.

Anyway, modulo weird stuff, apparently, because weird stuff happened. As of sixteen minutes ago, there is a second copy of Earth orbiting the Sun opposite Earth! This doesn't make sense as a ~~~~tensor solution. Top scientists are now trying to pick out a second member of the infinite family of ways that supports this happening, else give up on the extremely beautiful idea that the ~~~~ flow in always equals negative the ~~~~ flow out. Top many other people are just trying to figure out how to play it forward from here.

About 30 minutes until Callisto notices.

It's well known that the universe runs on deterministic physical laws made up of simple math that runs forwards from the boundary conditions of the Big Bang. These deterministic physical laws are even known, modulo weird stuff! Just some ~~~~tensors of realityfluids, ~~~~, it's actually pretty obvious to derive if you're smart enough because there is literally one infinite family of ways to set the ~~~~ equal to the ~~~~ and conserve the ~~~~ down to ~~~~morphism. You could probably get it from looking at a single frame of a bent blade of grass.

Anyway, modulo weird stuff, apparently, because weird stuff happened. As of sixteen minutes ago, there is a second copy of Earth orbiting the Sun opposite Earth! This doesn't make sense as a ~~~~tensor solution. Top scientists are now trying to pick out a second member of the infinite family of ways that supports this happening, else give up on the extremely beautiful idea that the ~~~~ flow in always equals negative the ~~~~ flow out. Top many other people are just trying to figure out how to play it forward from here.

About 30 minutes until Callisto notices.